Playful Disqualifiers

[Bull Run]

We all know what a disqualifier is and we’ve all used them. In my opinion, disqualifiers are one of the more powerful tools in the Indirect Game Toolbox. Lately, I’ve found myself telling really outlandish disqualifiers. Things that are obviously not true, but if delivered appropriately instill doubt into your target’s mind regarding your interest in her and portray you in a playful manner (which helps diffuse the accusation that you’re arrogant or cocky).

Situational Responses

To help you understand what I’m talking about I’ll give you excerpts from some interactions I’ve had with women lately:

I was dressed in a black pin stripe vest, red t-shirt, yellow neck tie, jeans, and black fedora:

HB: “Why are you dressed that way?”
Me: “I’m gay.”
HB: “You’re not gay.”
Me: “Why else would I be dressed like this?”
HB: “Good point…”
I ended up SNLing her.

Wearing the same outfit described above:

HB: “I love your outfit!”
Me: “Thanks. I’m a super model and I just came from a photo shoot so I just decided to keep it on.”
HB: “You’re not a super model!”
Me: “Yep.”
HB: “Ok then, what kind of model are you?”
Me: “I’m an underwear model, but they only take front shots. It’s a little weird because it makes me feel all tingly down there…”
HB: “What?!? Then why are you dressed like that if you’re an underwear model.”
Me: “Good gosh you’re slow! Everyone dresses this way at a photo shoot, you’re obviously a photo shoot virgin.”

Kiss closed, number closed, day3 fuck close.

I opened a mixed set and one of the girls touched my arm after I cracked a joke:

Me: “Hey, hands off! I’m not like THAT…”
HB: “Oh, sorry. Like what?”
Me: Whispering. “I’m a virgin.”
HB: “No you aren’t!”
Me: “Did I ever tell you the story about the time I rented a clown instead of a stripper for my buddy’s birthday party?”
HB: Laughing. “What? You’re not really a virgin are you?”
Me: “Maybe, now don’t interrupt I’m trying to entertain you.” I launch into the story…

Number closed, day2, I didn’t follow back up with a day3

I was in set with a girl that I had met before very briefly:

HB: “What are you doing here?”
Me: “Looking for children to sell drugs to, have you seen any?”
HB: “At a bar? I think you’re in the wrong place!”
Me: “Oh. Well, do you want any drugs? I’ve got a ton of roofies.”

Fuck closed her.

Some of my other favorite lines:

I’m studying to become a priest.

I’m only attracted to 400+ pound women that have 8 kids.

I don’t like sex, but I like board games.

Isn’t fellatio an instrument?

I’m gay.

I’m still a virgin.

At some point, I’m going to ask you for money and sleep on your coach for extended periods of time. And, by ask I mean steal and by sleep I mean have sex with other girls.

There are so many more that I use in my conversations with women. Sometimes I just pull them out of the blue. But usually I make sure to try to use it during a time in which it could be interpreted as sincere or a joke. If I get her thinking about what I really meant with my comment then she’s probably not going to recognize that I’m actually running Game on her. Further, if I disqualify myself to her she interprets it as me rejecting her and we all know how much rejecting a woman fucks with their psyche. It makes them want you more. Finally because these disqualifiers are so obviously fake she’s going to think you’re fun and playful, which in my case are both true. The fact that you deliver them with a straight face raises the doubt, which will be short lived as she begins to adjust to your personality and body language. By the time she’s realized that your disqualifier was just a joke you’ve more than likely had 5 minutes of time with which to run Game on her without her knowledge. If you’re any good, that’s all the time you’ll need.

Disqualifying works both ways too. Once I know a woman is attracted to me, usually at or near the point at which she begins touching me, I start to disqualify her:

"Do you happen to have a twin because I'm really looking to have a threesome?" She responds. "Well, is your mom hot?"

Are you rich?

Can you cook?

I’m only going to go home with you if you agree to wear my clothes while I wear yours.

"What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever stuck in your mouth?" She responds. “Wow, that’s pretty big…but it’s not big enough."

“When was the last time you flossed?” Sometimes I’ll actually have floss with me to use as a prop.

“What’s your policy on dogs sleeping in the bed?” She responds. “What about during sex?”

All of the above is very congruent to my personality so if you’re not that guy that has witty comments and off-the-wall observations then this stuff will probably get you blown out pretty quickly. But damn it if it isn’t effective for me. Not all of the above are disqualifers but if delievered the right way they're just as effective.

[Smirks]

Great post BR

[isosceles cheese]

we have similar personalities.

[tx_troy]

Effin Hilarious!!!!