Dallas PUA

So I got busted the other night using the 94% of girls masturbate in the shower script. It was a 2 set in a private room at a house party. There reply was "yeah, yeah the other sing" and looked at each other and laughed.

It was probably just my punishment for not being original.

It cought me by suprise and is the first time I had been called out during a set. My reply was "O I see so you ladys must get around, try this one." Then I went to another line but the set was gone. They allowed me to finish and played the game but after that I excused myself with the ever classic. "Nice to meet you ladys, excuse me."

What do I do next time I get busted??

I need to have a plan of action and it would be great if I can keep my set still without loosing them.

Thanks Guys!!

photomaker

First off, I'd shy away from material that was used on the VH1 show.

Secondly, even if you're telling a knock knock joke, there's a chance they've heard it. Don't let it throw you off. I probably wouldn't go in to another joke either...make her tell you one or something.

Opener of the week: "know any good jokes? I have a bet with my buddy over there(point) for a free beer, but I need a good joke to win."

......or you could develop the confidence needed to approach and engage in covnersation without some obnoxiously lame line.

Use situational openers and just start a converation with the intent to determine if this girl is worthy of spending more time with you, Or just tell her you think she is kinda cute and would like to find out if she is intersting in other ways.

Or you can just go up and fuck with them a little & tease them about something.

If you find the girls doing something like what you mentioned, you could call them out on being "rude". "Wow, do you guys always BLURT out the punchline before someone is finished telling a joke? That is so rude...im not going to tell you any more jokes "

Kiwi

WF,

It's a well known fact that it's common for almost all to start out with canned openers. He will undoubtedly move on to natural/situational/off-the-cuff type stuff...but that takes time.

Appreciate the advice on the topic guys!! In other situations I would say I'm very confident but since I'm still new to learning alot of these formulas and openers I am still trying to figure out a system to work within. I'm still trying to reprogram alot of my old habits that would cause me to loose a set or be put in the friends category. I think you are all right if I can master my inner game more than I'll be able to flow and adapt to situations better. Thanks again your reply's help alot.

photomaker

photomaker wrote:Appreciate the advice on the topic guys!! In other situations I would say I'm very confident but since I'm still new to learning alot of these formulas and openers I am still trying to figure out a system to work within. I'm still trying to reprogram alot of my old habits that would cause me to loose a set or be put in the friends category. I think you are all right if I can master my inner game more than I'll be able to flow and adapt to situations better. Thanks again your reply's help alot.

Wasn't talking about you bro. You should have seen me when I first joined the community, it was pretty bad. I don't have a problem with "CANNED"routines. The problem is with fake openers/routines.

My advice for you would be to create your own canned openers and routines. I kinda do this but change out the openers when I get bored with them. I'd recomend asking things you are actually interested in...ask girls until you are no longer intersted in the answers. Also you can use openers as a form of screening. "Would you ever date a penguin?" for example screens out girls without an imagantive sense of humor. You can also go more direct "Hi, I think you look cute, and wanted to find out if you have other positive qualties?"

Can your own stuff, it will be more congruent.

Last night I gamed an entire TIGF with a wing and some guy we met at starbucks an hour earlier. I did shots the lesbian bartender who kept coming over to our table even though she wasnt our server. I had the hostess, a SHB my standards, giggling like a little girl and tripping all over herself to qualify to me.

Now I have great social proof at this venue, and I #-closed the SHB hostess who "just turned 18". I also closed the lesbian bartender too.

My point is, you'll get there just keep practicing, but as they say "keep it real"

WF

(Note: Whatever you're imagining the Lez bartender as, add 50 lbs and a mullet)

photomaker wrote:So I got busted the other night using the 94% of girls masturbate in the shower script. It was a 2 set in a private room at a house party. There reply was "yeah, yeah the other sing" and looked at each other and laughed.

You got a good response. Why does that mean you were "busted"?

If she's still talking to you, she's interested.

HAHHAA, No worrys West I know what you are saying. I've just been memorizing scripts and not making them my own so no doubt your right. I'm eager to learn though so I have no shame especially in this game!!

Great story I was seeing this fine, smokin hot lesbo in my mind with her shirt all tied up in the front stickin her as out everytime to hand a beer across the bar. Honestly, the whole mullet thing kinda freaked me out.......




Also, I didn't mean for it to sound like I got a good responce from the 2 set. Yes they did laugh but it was one of those yeah we've heard this one and look at each other and tilt there heads being rude. Hopefully it wont happen again but if it does I'll use the "OMG your so rude" sorta thing.

I'm heading down to Sundance square in Fort Worth Saturday so I'll work on this and hopefully soon I can turn a corner here. Any of you guys near let me know me and some buddys will be down there all night.

LATE!!

photomaker

,so they tilted their heads a bit and looked disinterested eh? What did you do at this point? You probably sat there awquardly for a couple seconds and thought to yourself damn that was dumb... Well sure it was. You were in control of the conversation and you said something that they had heard before, but something you have to let yourself realize is that people follow the person that has the strongest belief and confidence in what they are saying, and that whatever you say is interesting to others. Once they saw the disgruntled look on your face I have no doubt why it went downhill from there. You were in control until you handed it over to them on a silver platter.

It cought me by suprise and is the first time I had been called out during a set. My reply was "O I see so you ladys must get around, try this one." Then I went to another line but the set was gone. They allowed me to finish and played the game but after that I excused myself with the ever classic. "Nice to meet you ladys, excuse me."

A better response may have been "wow you've heard that joke?... Damn people are stealing my jokes again. haha you guys are joke thieves! Tell me a joke that you've stolen from someone else and we can have like a joke orgy." or "I figure you guys would know it, you have to work for the good ones."

As for what you said you just started being a dancing monkey to them. They were actually pretty nice to give you an out like that instead of making you entertain them all night for nothing. Overall you seem like you have a strongly positive will to succeed I really think it's cool to watch guys like yourself begin to learn these skills for themselves and the changes they make improving not only their lives, but everyone they go near.