Dallas PUA

I had to post this.

Me: hey.
Her: hey what r u doing?
Me: about to go running.
Her: at the gym or round neiggborhood? some girl in a suzuki forenza was in my driveway and scratched my car
Me: neighborhood
Her: oh b careful ud get run over here. people dont know how to drive. i go 2 the park.
Her: did you miss me? lol
Me: Not so much. lol
Her: uh ur so mean
Me: I am mean. Im horrible.
Her: I know, why do I like u? lol
Me: Cause I have a big penis
Her: god ur vein! lol why u like me?
Me: Haha cause you have a big penis.
Her: What? ur being goofy. u been drinking?
Me: haha
Her: So what did u do last night? besides study.
Me: I forgot her name :/
Her: See ur always pickin on me!
Me: Lol you like it.
Her: I know

Edit***

This is the continuation of the above convo.

Her: You runnin now? gettin all sweaty? lol
Me:Yeah gettin all sweaty for you.
Her:lol ur not supposed 2 b sweaty to begin with.
Me: why not?
Her: Thats no fun I like u clea! lol then we can get dirty 2 gether! U been horny?
Me: Always
Her: Ur bad! me 2.

I'll have some more conversations to post here in a bit.

That is how I usually talk to women as well. Why do they like it so much? I think because most guys have never talked to them that way and they can't figure it out. Since it is so diff then what they usually hear they get turned on by it.

It has worked on every girl so far except one. This current girl I am seeing gets so freaking pissed when I talk like that. I have had to completely switch my game up with her. I literally got kicked out of her place the other night for saying crude stuff. As I was opening the door I turned to her and raised my hand to give her kinda a guy handshake. She just looks at me and pulls me back into the house and back to the bed and to sex for the first time. So umm did it actually work with her hahahha?

those texts are hysterical! ha ha. why do you like me? ...cause you have a big penis.

good stuff

You and your text game, you couldn't even withhold from it at Adams seminar, or at the restaurant, or like anytime I see you. But I guess I cant get mad now because i see that it works.. 'Good boy, fetch' is that to stupid to send as a mass text?

finesse u are def the king of text game. You should write a tutorial, I'll study that shit like its a final.

Classic,

I've been getting alot out of these posts!! I have always noticed this but never could put my finger on it until recently that it is so productive. Like everything that was cool to say when you were 12 use it all over again to draw attraction and value!!! WTF?? Doesnt make sense to me, but seem to be very, very true!! HAHAHAHA

Awesome....
photomaker

yeah, I tend to use a 5th grade sense of humor when I initially start a conversation w/ a woman....but I can only keep my smart ass mouth at bay for so long...