Random Routines

[ACEofHEARTSS]

(originally suggested by Mystery)

When you do the #close, don't just trade numbers, accompany it with a humorous "But when I call you, I don't want you to answer "Huh? Who? Ah… its you… ee… so… howzit going…", I want you to act really enthusiastic and happy, like "Oh, you called! God I'm so glad!!", ok? Is that a deal?:)"

This ends the close on a very light, friendly and positive note plus automatically kick-starts the phone call on that very same note:) Additionally you can end the phone call in the same manner: "So when we meet, I want you to smile, give me a big warm friendly hug and take my hand:) Deal:)?" End the phone call and start the meeting with these and you'll have removed many an obstacle from your path to being one with the girl:)


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12 Wives Routine (Maxwell Bond)
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(After marrying her) We get along so well! Now you just have to impress my 12 wives, since they won't let me marry anyone unless the approve. Wife #12 is an Astronaut and has been around the world twice! Wife #11 is a private eye and has busted Columbian drug lords. Wife #10 is a fire fighter... what have you got going on to be my new wife?

Note: You can keep mentioning new wives each time you want to requalify her, or disqualify yourself... "Wife #9 is an oil tycoon and is too picky. It won't work out between us"!

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[honeybolus]

(originally suggested by Mystery)

When you do the #close, don't just trade numbers, accompany it with a humorous "But when I call you, I don't want you to answer "Huh? Who? Ah… its you… ee… so… howzit going…", I want you to act really enthusiastic and happy, like "Oh, you called! God I'm so glad!!", ok? Is that a deal?:)"

I've used this one to good effect. I've also used it on calling a weak number close (drunk girl):

HB: Umm, hello?
ME: Ohh, ohh! That's not how you're supposed to answer!!
HB: What? How should I answer?
ME: "Hi Honeybolus!! I'm SOOOOOO glad you called!"
HB: Ha ha! Hi Honeybolus! I'm SOOO glad you called!
. . .

establishes a leading frame, and is high energy and fun.