How to Eat Pussy
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:36 am
I first heard this when I was in high school back in the 70s. Later I heard Sam Kinison use it as a bit in his comedy act.
It’s a simple technique and if you do it right she’ll think you’re some kind of lick master from the far East. I once used this on a topless dancer that said “You know, guys can’t usually get me off this wa- OOOO GOD!!! OOOO FUUUUCK!!! OOOOO GOD” LOL That’s for real!
Ready?
Lick the alphabet.
I’m talking use your tongue like a pen and write nice BIG capital letters on and around her clit. A B C D etc. Start slowly at first and as she raises her hips into your face, go faster.
I’ve used this on women for years and they have ALL had the same reaction. They LOVE it.
It’s a simple technique and if you do it right she’ll think you’re some kind of lick master from the far East. I once used this on a topless dancer that said “You know, guys can’t usually get me off this wa- OOOO GOD!!! OOOO FUUUUCK!!! OOOOO GOD” LOL That’s for real!
Ready?
Lick the alphabet.
I’m talking use your tongue like a pen and write nice BIG capital letters on and around her clit. A B C D etc. Start slowly at first and as she raises her hips into your face, go faster.
I’ve used this on women for years and they have ALL had the same reaction. They LOVE it.