Dallas PUA

Here’s a good opener for Okie girls. It’s adapted from an old Monty Python skit and I’ve been using it for more than 10 years.

PUA: Hey, are you from Oklahoma?
HBs: Yes!
PUA: You know about our Texas beer right?
HBs; Yes, no, whatever
PUA: Compared to Texas, Oklahoma beer is like having sex in a canoe.
HBs: Huh?
PUA: It’s fucking close to water.

Hilarious! Nice.

I was starting to think that no one was going to get this joke.

For those who may not know, this is funny because Oklahoma beer has a lower alcohol content than Texas beer.

Scoundrel...You just killed the punchline...LMAO.

Anyways, fun shit. I am gonna have to use that one. Thanks

Here's another one:

PUA to HB Sooner fan: Hey, do you know why hasn't Texas fallen into the Gulf of Mexico yet?

HB: ????

PUA: Everybody in Oklahoma sucks.

Or some variation of it making it a little sexual and funny. Use your imagination.