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by **Scoundrel** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:55 pm

PUA: Hey, do any of you guys know how much a walrus weighs?
HBs: What? (Confused looks) No.
PUA: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m Scoundrel.

This is a great little opener! It’s short, cute, easy to remember and it’s funny (not to mention that chicks love animals). If you can make them smile, you’ve bought yourself another few minutes. Follow up with a false time constraint and go into your next routine.

by **Finesse** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:08 pm

I like it.

by **Kalop** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:39 pm

I like it too. Field tested yet?

by **realdice** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:22 pm

I always used polar bear instead of walrus, not that it matters.

by **Afterlife** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:29 pm

idk....it doent float my boat

by **Archaeopteryx** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:59 am

It's hack.

A better version (which still sucks), IMO is just to say.

AX: Fat penguin
HB: Wtf?
AX: I thought you were cute and wanted to say something that would break the ice.

by **Finesse** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:44 pm

how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

by **Scoundrel** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:21 pm

Yes, I've filed tested it about 12 times. It's better for day game or while you're at a party. Or something to say to a new co-worker. It always gets a giggle.

And to you guys that don't like it, do you have anything new?

by **Archaeopteryx** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:23 am

Scoundrel wrote:And to you guys that don't like it, do you have anything new?

Hey, if it works for you, then good. Here's one I like.

AX: When are you going to wake up?
HB: ???
AX: Well, A guy as cute as me is talking to you. You're obviously dreaming.

And durring winter:

AX: Would you date a snowman?

by **lawdawg505** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:36 am

I think this opener would work great for college girls on any given Thursday night...looking forward to adding it to my arsenal.

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