by Guest » Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:04 pm
[QUOTE=Ram;34207]Ok this may not help your game but it's fuckin hilarious. My roomate (who hates game and bust on me and my pua friends constantly) came up with this. He has a "little man" complex and hates situations where he feels like he got the short end of the deal way more then the average person. In his determination to not let girls who flake or not respond to his text get the last laugh at his expense he figured out a way to deal out his brand justice.
Everytime a girl gives him a number and then would not respond to a call or text this is how he would follow it up. He waits a few days (until a weekend) and then he will text a girl this;
"OMG! you are not going to believe this! I got 5 out of the 6 numbers right on the lotto yesterday. Even though I only won 50,000 $ I am throwing a huge party for everyone I know. I have the whole v.i.p. reserved at suite tonight. Drinks on me Bitches!"
and then we we wait... It usually only takes the girl like 5-10 to respond and prove that she is shallow and that he wasn't cool enough to hang out with before he had 50k to burn. We start laughing everytime. Then no matter how she responds he'll send her this;
"Oops my bad, I forgot your number was still in my phone. I meant to delete it after you didn't respond last week. Sorry, I'm throwing this party for my FRIENDS."
It hurts my stomache laughing everytime he does this and it never gets old.[/QUOTE]
That is hilarious. I love it.
The only problem with it is that the last text shows that he's hurt and probably full of shit.
After she responds, I would reply, "who is this?" Get her to qualify herself. Than, no mater what she says, I would say, "I sent that to you by accident. Sorry."