Isolation Techniques

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Hey guys - what ways/lines/techniques do y'all use when isolating a girl so as to make it as smooth as possible? There seems to be a paucity of posts on such topics. Only ones I can think of are "I need to show you something", "this is too loud - let's find a quieter place", or blatantly AustinPower-style "baby, let's go back & shag" ; )

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bear trap.

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tazer

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haha, you guys are so fucking helpful here.

I would say just make some b.s. excuse that you derived form the convo that you had with her. Its too smokey in here. Its too loud, lets go to another area. Let me show you this. Lets get a drink. I don't know, thats what I would use.

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"I'm gonna borrow her for a second."

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hey, come here for a sec.

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haha, you guys are so fucking helpful here.

I would say just make some b.s. excuse that you derived form the convo that you had with her. Its too smokey in here. Its too loud, lets go to another area. Let me show you this. Lets get a drink. I don't know, thats what I would use.
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*Sigh* humor wasted on you, young one.

If you're to the point where isolation won't be creepy, then what to say will come natural in the conversation. Simple shit like "lets go over there" or "I need a drink" or "That fat girl over there keeps giving me the eye like I'm a freshly cooked Christmas ham...hide me" will work. It's not what you say, but how and when.