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opener that... works?

PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:50 am
by Guest
I opened a girl tonight with, "I was surfing Jdate the other day looking for a middle aged woman with low self esteem and daddy issues..." she responded with "you want one that's rich?" I said, "That's why I was surfing Jdate."

It worked, go figure.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:35 pm
by Guest
Am I the only person who doesn't know what Jdate is? damnit i need to get with the times.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:52 pm
by Guest
wtf is jdate?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:54 pm
by Guest
jewish dating site

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:46 pm
by Guest
wtf is up with everyone on jdate?

PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:51 pm
by Guest
Jewish broads have money.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:49 pm
by Guest
As the jewish representative, yes, jewish women are associated with lump sum of money.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:35 pm
by Guest
I know a woman who started embezzling money from the family business to pay for dental work for a homeless dude she met on Jdate.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:42 pm
by Guest
This homeless man can afford internet access but not a place to live? Clearly he has his priorities in order.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:55 pm
by Guest
He was using the library computers