simple opener

[Guest]

Ok so here is an opener that I use that has worked great for me.

I don’t get out much anymore because if school. I have used this only at school and at work

It’s an opinion opener, sadly, but it only didn’t work great one time.

Me: uhhh, I really need a female opinion on something
Her: shoot
Me: So what is the opposite of the jealous boyfriend?
Her: Bla bla bla
Me: haha so the reason why I’m asking is because I just broke up with my girlfriend and she said I never cared about her. I thought I did, I mean I’m not the kind of guy who gets jealous when a girl sees her guy friend. In fact, one of her guy friends had a huge crush on her! I told him that he could fuck her, as long as he told me if he did or not.
Her: (if really interested) haha why? (pause here just to get an ioi. if she doesnt reply just keep going)
Me: I don’t know about you, but I don’t like to date cheaters. Do you like it when guys call you all the time when you’re with another guy?

And so on…
I like this one because it puts right out there that I am not going to show a lot of drama. But this is all true for me and this opener was a mistake, but I liked it. I would like to say to not monologue it so you won’t look fake.

The next one I wanna see how it works is “so you see a guy you really think is attractive. Do you say either A: “I really want to fuck him” or B: “I really want to be fucked by him”

Haha I just thought this up never used it EVER but I might start it off when I have already hooked just to be funny ol’angel. I just had a random thought and was wondering what women really say in that situation=)

[Guest]

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Me: haha so the reason why I’m asking is because I just broke up with my girlfriend and she said I never cared about her. I thought I did, I mean I’m not the kind of guy who gets jealous when a girl sees her guy friend. In fact, one of her guy friends had a huge crush on her! I told him that he could fuck her, as long as he told me if he did or not.
Her: (if really interested) haha why? (pause here just to get an ioi. if she doesnt reply just keep going)
Me: I don’t know about you, but I don’t like to date cheaters. Do you like it when guys call you all the time when you’re with another guy?
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I don't like this part. It kinda has the wrong feel to tell this to a woman you just met. First, don't say "I'm not the kind of guy to get jealous" because that instantly turns into "I get jealous". Then you go on to say "I told him that he could fuck her as long as he told me if he did or not".
That's really creepy and a rather odd thing to say.

I'm your buddy here and I'm not trying to diss you on your opener. I hope you don't take this advice the wrong way.

You might go with something like this...

"What's the opposite of a jealous boyfriend?"

"Yeah my friend was dating this girl and I knew her through another friend of ours. She told my friend Stacy that he was jealous of her. The funny thing was that he was totally seeing someone else and really didn't care about her that much.
She kept going on and on... He's jealous. He's jealous.

(I gotta go find him in a sec)

So my friend arranged to meet both of them on a date at the same time and a huge catfight occurred in this really swanky club downtown and the weirdest thing happened...(pause)

The two girls left and my friend went home with two other women. So my friends and I talking about Jake and we wondered if the catfight actually helped him get laid. Do women need THAT MUCH drama in their lives?"

[Guest]

I think it has some good parts, but it's sorta complicated, and I agree that telling her guy friend that he could fuck your "girlfriend" is a bit weird.

Here's something (off the top of my head) that I think is simpler and more to the point
You: Hey, is jealousy good or bad?
Her: Bad (or "Good" or "What do you mean?" or "My feet hurt" or "I love your hat" ..)
You: Ok, see, cause I just broke up with my girlfriend because I'm apparently too relaxed when she's with her guy friends. She's used to being with jealous guys and she would do crazy shit to try and provoke me. (Have a specific story, she'll probably ask.) Is that normal, I mean, do I have to show some jealousy for a woman to know that I care about her?

[Guest]

Ha ha its cool tribulus1000 and thanks for the advice, you too vector. Im gonna use both styles and see how it goes.

[Guest]

a simpler opener: is my glass eye straight?

[Guest]

haha I think I'll use that one friday

[Guest]

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a simpler opener: is my glass eye straight?
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haha! I think what some people don't realize is that it really doesn't matter what you say to open. Just comment on something they are wearing or that just happened. I personally think opinion openers are lame.

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[quote1229577782=Captain Caveman]
a simpler opener: is my glass eye straight?
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haha! I think what some people don't realize is that it really doesn't matter what you say to open. Just comment on something they are wearing or that just happened. I personally think opinion openers are lame.
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The hottest girl I ever SNL'd was opened with "are those bugle boy jeans? (laughing at myself)" lol

[Guest]

I've never understood the "I need a female opinion on something..." openers. Think about it, why would any self-respecting person value the "female opinion" of some random ass person he knows nothing about? Plus, they just seem fucking awkward to me. "I need a female opinion on something..." sounds exactly like, "I've been practicing saying this in the mirror for the past two weeks..." to me. No natural flow as an "opener"...

[Guest]

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