Things to keep you amused in set

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I don't know about you guys but I often get bored talking to girls in set.

I find nothing better or more amusing than making girls look stupid.
I used to use a bunch of mind games to really play on this. I haven't used them for ages, but then while looking on one of my forums I found this and thought you guys may like to use them.

Enjoy!

Q: What do you put in a toaster?
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A: The answer is bread. If she says "toast," then tell her to give up now and go do something else before she hurts herself. If she said "bread", then go to stage 2.

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Q: Say "silk" five times. Now, spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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A: Cows drink water. If she says "milk," tell her you don't think she should attempt the next question. "Your brain is obviously over-stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World."" If she says "water", then proceed to the next question.

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Q: If a red house is made with red bricks, a blue house is made with blue bricks, a pink house is made with pink bricks, a black house is made with black bricks, what is a greenhouse made with?
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A: Greenhouses are made from glass. If she says "green bricks," say "what the heck are you still doing here answering these questions?" If she says "glass", then go on to the next question.

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Q: Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no-man's-land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors—East Germany or West Germany or in "no-man's-land?"
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A: You don't, of course, bury the survivors. If she said ANYTHING else, tell her she is a real dunce and she must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Her efforts would not be appreciated… If she says, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

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Q: If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute, then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
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A: One degree. If she says "360 degrees" or anything else other than "one degree," congratulate her on getting this far, but she is obviously not in your league. Tell her to turn her pencil in and exit the room. All her friends can proceed to the final question.

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Q: Without using a calculator—You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. Now, what was the name of the bus driver?
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A: Oh, for Heaven's sake… It was you darling!

[Guest]

one of my favorites, whenever a girl mentions a movie. Or if you ask her what movies she likes

Her: "Omg have you seen Superbad yet? so funny!"
You: "No I don't watch porno

Just pretend that whatever movie she mentions you think its a porno. its pretty funny.