The Bull's Online Study

[Guest]

I actually laughed out loud when I read that. This is a great public service acknowledgement for the community. That guy should join so that he doesn't have to be a virgin his whole life. I think everyone here can read that profile and understand that it sucks donkey nuts.

[QUOTE=Bull Run;38105]Write one for yourself and post it up then brother...[/QUOTE]

That's never gonna happen man.

[Guest]

[COLOR=#0000ff]I just need someone who can be patient with me as I learn exactly what things to say and do in order to fulfill all of her emotional needs.[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=black]That line alone shows how much experience he has with women...[/COLOR]

[Guest]

[QUOTE=Bull Run;38107][COLOR=#0000ff]I just need someone who can be patient with me as I learn exactly what things to say and do in order to fulfill all of her emotional needs.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]That line alone shows how much experience he has with women...[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

I think it shows that he has some experience with women... all bad. He has been told over and over that he doesn't know how to relate to women.

Not only that, but this guy presents himself as an empty canvas. It's up to the woman to build him into a man who meets her needs. What woman wants that burden? The result be a man that she neither respects nor admires.

We could probably have a whole thread discussing all the things that are wrong with that one sentence.

[Guest]

I think if I made a profile it would be super simple. It would read not as paragraphs, but as line items about myself. If girl is at all interested she will no doubt read all of that. She will have never seen a profile like that(I don't think) so you will come off as super unique and NON TRY HARD.

Grew up in Keller
Drive an electric car
When I am not driving my gas guzzlers
Eat at the same restaurant every day for lunch
Have never had a real job
Daydream constantly about life and...
Entrepreneur
Likes to gamble
Wants kids one day
Wants to get a law degree just for fun
ETC
ETC
ETC

What do you think resident expert Bull Run? I might some day do online dating so I am curious.

[Guest]

[QUOTE=grimm1111;38103]I don't do online game, so I don't know the first thing. But I think anyone on this board can have a profile that's better than 99% of guys who are out there pissing in the wind.

Read the profile and ask yourself "what would a winner say?"

What would someone with a lifetime of success with women wherever he goes, what would he say? Because that's the kind of guy a girl wants to be with.

A guy like that is going to have a positive outlook on women and dating, not a negative one. Why would you have any negativity to women and dating if you get what you want all the time?

He'll be short on time. He won't check his profile that often. Appearances matter, he takes care of himself, but he's not trying to impress anyone. He never explains himself to anyone. He's in charge but he's not anal. All the things that make a guy alpha.

Think about it.[/QUOTE]

He probably wouldn't be doing online dating either.

[Guest]

[QUOTE=playercool;38109]I think if I made a profile it would be super simple. It would read not as paragraphs, but as line items about myself. If girl is at all interested she will no doubt read all of that. She will have never seen a profile like that(I don't think) so you will come off as super unique and NON TRY HARD.

Grew up in Keller
Drive an electric car
When I am not driving my gas guzzlers
Eat at the same restaurant every day for lunch
Have never had a real job
Daydream constantly about life and...
Entrepreneur
Likes to gamble
Wants kids one day
Wants to get a law degree just for fun
ETC
ETC
ETC

What do you think resident expert Bull Run? I might some day do online dating so I am curious.[/QUOTE]

Pretty much this.

[Guest]

[QUOTE=playercool;38109]I think if I made a profile it would be super simple. It would read not as paragraphs, but as line items about myself. If girl is at all interested she will no doubt read all of that. She will have never seen a profile like that(I don't think) so you will come off as super unique and NON TRY HARD.

Grew up in Keller
Drive an electric car
When I am not driving my gas guzzlers
Eat at the same restaurant every day for lunch
Have never had a real job
Daydream constantly about life and...
Entrepreneur
Likes to gamble
Wants kids one day
Wants to get a law degree just for fun
ETC
ETC
ETC

What do you think resident expert Bull Run? I might some day do online dating so I am curious.[/QUOTE]


I think that would be an excellent profile. I would combine the never had a real job and entrepreneur things though:

"Entrepreneur...never had a real job"

Here's mine, feel free to rip it apart gents...

[COLOR=blue]My mom says I’m just so awesome I shouldn’t need an introduction. I’ve always wanted to go to Brazil, but know that if I do, I’ll become an outlaw there. I have tamed an inoperable mechanical bull, jumped out of a plane, broke my foot hurdling a parking meter, evaded the Mexican police while in Cabo (wearing a surgical boot), have been robbed by a softball wielding perpetrator, and once held a job buying mobile home parks in Canada. I AM a man of adventure. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]I’m highly selective. I have convinced a few very guilable people of crazy things. Women trust me. I hate being told what to do and routinely subvert individuals in positions of power. I openly make fun of $30K millionaires...they never get the joke. Call me dense, but I don’t understand why fat chance and slim chance have the same meaning. I’ve always wanted to be in a zombie flick just to see if I can lead them in a dance routine. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]I eat my veggies first. Liver and onions is the perfect meal. I, however, may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are exceptional. I’m the best thumb wrestler you’ll ever meet and will most likely beat you at Trivial Pursuit. I like to work out, it’s important to me. I think the mind cannot be strong if the body is weak. Plus anyways, if I don’t work out I’ll get old and fat and ugly faster. Not good. I sport a 5 o’clock shadow 24 hours a day. I don’t wear my seatbelt. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]Some of the best times in my life have been when I packed a bag, picked a city and spent a few days there with no plan in mind. If a bar or restaurant has more than 3 locations I will not go there unless forced...I'm more of hole-in-the-wall kind of guy. When I’m sick, I refer to myself in the third person. I fear nothing, except for dolls and ventriloquist dummies. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]I’m still not sure if a cold Hot Pocket is still a Hot Pocket or just a pocket. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]If you’re provocative instead of boring, sexy instead of hot, social instead of introspective, an individual instead of special, more Bettie Page than Marilyn Monroe, more roller derby than figure skating, more original than me-too, and found yourself nodding enthusiastically while laughing aloud while you read this, then you owe it to yourself to contact me. [/COLOR]

[Guest]

[QUOTE=Bull Run;38102]I'm not 100% sure this is true. They may think they want a relationship, but I don't think they would actively seek out beta males (let's face it, any man that implies that he wants marriage/relationship in a profile is going to be thought of by her as beta).

Now, is there more logic used online? Yes, absolutely. So, instead of reading a profile and letting her pussy tingle like she would face-to-face, she'll short circuit some of that and look for what she *thinks* she's looking for in a man.[/QUOTE]

I think we both agree on the fundamentals that attract girls. But I'm not talking about attraction via online profile. I am talking about her desires for her life. Not all girls wish to party it up and stay single or settle down and raise a family. There's not a mold that dictates that every girl has to amount to X in her life and we can't approach it that way.

[Guest]

My flight is delayed at Ohare. Fucking Ohare. If I were to write one, which I won't, maybe it goes like this...

I have a passion for classic movies. Clark Gable and Spencer Tracy are amazing. I love spending time outdoors. I love to hunt, I love to climb, and I love to spend time on the water.


We all have a dark side and a good side. I'm naturally curious. I love a girl who can speak her mind. I go crazy for the right perfume. Don't be afraid to wear high heels. Sexy lips are a must.

Etc...

[Guest]

OK feedback... BR I really like yours a lot. It shows humor, that you have the right attitude. If I were to give any constructive criticism it's maybe a bit wordy. Overall, an A plus awesome.

PC - it's not beta or try hard, perhaps a little dry.