Looking for a little advice and help to see where i went wrong.
I was at target looking for beard trimmers and dish soap this morning and ran across a georgious woman. She was a solid 8, with no make-up, wearing sweats and a tank top. She would EASILY be a 10 if she even halfway fixed herself up. She walked past me and i didnt say anything. Two minutes later we crossed paths again, made eye contact and smiled at eachother. I went in for a number....
Me: Excuse me, i have a quick question
HB: (looks around nervously) okay....
Me: I have a very special evening planned with a woman I hold very dear to my heart... My mother.
HB: AWWW
Me: (smile) Well, I just moved into my new apartment and told her that I would cook dinner for her--
HB:(interupted me mid sentence) Thats sooo sweet
Me: (laughed a little) But, I dont know how to cook. And am looking for advice on something that tastes good and simple enough that a monkey can cook
HB: Haha, well what do you normally cook??
Me: I get fancy... ramen noodles, and frozen dinners is my specialty
HB: haha
Me: And on occasion, when im feeling frisky, I chop up some hot dogs and throw them in with the mac-n-cheese. By the looks of thing (peeked into her cart, she has nothing but frozen chicken breast and lean cuisines) I think im asking the wrong person. haha. Any sugestions?
HB: haha, ya caught me there, i dont cook much either. But, I dunno. maybe some pasta or chicken and veggies.
Me: Hell yea, you have great insight, fettichini (spelling??) alfredo sounds awesome. Where do I get the sauce and pasta at around here?
HB: (sarcasm) the pasta isle.
ME: haha, attractive and sassy. Thats a pretty killer combination
HB: (halfway blushes and switches topics) Your mother would love pasta, im sure itll taste great
Me: how about you showing me the pasta isle. You have a full cart and obviously know your way around the food isles.
HB: (grunts) Alright, fine
we walk over there, she shows me some noodles, we flirt a bit, And exchange names
Me: I love your insight and thanks for helping me. How about you give me your number and Ill let you know how it went, and if your filling dangerous, Ill cook for you one night. (I open my phone and hand it to her, without waiting for her response)
HB: (puts in her number)
Then we say our good byes and go.
Upon arriving at my apt, i check to see if she really did give it to me. After searching through my entire list of contacts, it wasnt there. She obviously did not put it in
QUESTIONS:
1. Where did I go wrong? She was laughing the entire time and showed signs she was into me.
2. Although unsuccessful this time. I will use it as my approach for grocey stores. What are some good convo starters that work in different situations? For example, gas stations, movie theaters, waitresses, library, etc...
Id love some feedback on what went wrong with my approach at target, and some things some of yall use in different situations.
ZEE