Things to tell your girlfriend to make her wet.

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"I'm gonna tear that ass up!"

"Get over here and suck it."

"How's my little cum slut doing" (said seductively)

"How about a side of penis with that."

"I know you like it"

"Shut up." (said before she finishes anything, when she gets offended say it again and come close)

"Shut up and suck it."

Her: "I'm Hungry"
You: "I got a tube steak and a protein shake for ya"

(Don't say anything, just grab her head and push it down to the "package")

"You're such a cumguzzler."

...and that's all I can think of that I use for now.

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"your father never loved you"

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"your father never loved you"
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hahahaa

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"I'm gonna tear that ass up!"

"Get over here and suck it."

"How's my little cum slut doing" (said seductively)

"How about a side of penis with that."

"I know you like it"

"Shut up." (said before she finishes anything, when she gets offended say it again and come close)

"Shut up and suck it."

Her: "I'm Hungry"
You: "I got a tube steak and a protein shake for ya"

(Don't say anything, just grab her head and push it down to the "package")

"You're such a cumguzzler."

...and that's all I can think of that I use for now.
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i can see how this could work if you were smashing her and shes into dirty talk..

..but are you suggesting we say this at dinner?

About to order dinner:
her: hmm, the salad sounds good..
you: how about a side of penis with that..?

:X

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im known for using the response "my dick" to everything

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...this is seriously funny... I can not see this as dinner talk, clubish for a submissive personality ok, but not for that AF.