New Openers

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I found these on mASF. Enjoy. My favorite is the Oreo opener. :)

[u]Angelina Jolie[/u]

Approach a HB and ask her would she sleep with Angelina Jolie, wait for response (they will usually be a little confused) then backup with a story that your ex girlfriend told you that only women she would sleep with is Angelina Jolie (true story).It's a good opener cause it get you into sex talk, its a very good subject to talk with women (cause they all like to talk about celebrities), it conveys value by indirect telling her about your ex girlfriend (you can tell her she was an actor or a model) and you can use it to start a conversation about girl on girl action (if you are looking for bi chicks).It works good for mixed sets to
because gays like this kind of subjects but still concentrate on girls when in mixed sets
with this opener.


[u]The Wall Opener[/u]
My buddies and I do this all the time- MasterofDisaster, and our buddy nate (credit to them).

When you see a group of girls, anywhere from 2-4 women, walking in your direction and you'd like to open them- instead of scrambling for some stupid opener, just both of you (or all 3 if you went out in a group of 3) stand next to eachother in a line, fold your arms and stand very straight, smiling and staring at them.

One of two things will happen:

A) they will notice what's happening, and will stop right in front of you with a look on their faces (at least one or 2 of them will have it) that says "I'm really confused, who are you???"

or,

B) They will walk around you, through you, or whatever they need to to get past you- but oen ro two will keep EC. As they do this turn in their direction and just keep staring- usually one or two will turn around, again looking like a deer caught in headlights.

Make your move.

I generally like it when the girl stops afterwards and turns back to look, because that's her doing a "double take"- she needed to make sure she saw right, or needed to check out the guy again. If she looked at my wing, I'll burst out to her friends "Wow, did you just see what happened??"
and bullshit about the connection her and my friend must have.

Other follow up: When they turn around and/or stop, just burst out laughing. Say anything you want from there, you got them interested.

-SuperMonkey
"Valiant effort, but you just can't block a steel cock."

[u]Youtube Opener[/u]

- Prank Calls - use them as the opener. Good for coffee shops and daygame.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMRCIRZvv1I[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AszQV8xHro4[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGf87FDN9L0[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJSfTuZ9DxE[/url]


[u]100 Oreos Opener[/u]
I stumbled upon this opener when I was aruging with a small group of friends about if a person could eat 100 oreos in one sitting. the (not fat) girls in the group claimed they could no problem cause they love oreos. the larger guys said no way it could be done.

so i took this and made a couple approaches in the bar that night to a few HB sets and a couple mixed sets.
"hey let me ask you something, i only have a minute though. Ok this is important...Do you think... you could... eat 100 oreos in one sitting?"

then i say something about how most girls will say they can regardless of how big they are, and most guys will say its impossible. then i can tease the girls if they say yes, and tell them "no way! you're a small girl" and agree with the guys to build repport with the group.

after doing so well what do i do next? thats right! i make my standard move of being awkward and running out of things to say, and move along, "ok thanks guys, pleasure meeting you"

the only thing i worry about is if i run into a set or HB that is sensitive about their weight or thinks i'm saying they're fat?

ok so there is my opener, please tear it apart, i am very new at this after being a keyboard jockey for a few months. This is the first time i've ever made cold approaches sober.

also suggestions on how to transition to something are welcome.


[u]Club Complaint Opener[/u]
Open a few other sets in the venue prior to doing this, and make sure you're seen being a fun-loving, sociable person by your target, then when you're ready...

Approach your target from behind, put your hand on their shoulder, lean in and say "Excuse me miss, but we've had a few complaints and I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

Them, thinking they're being ejected by a bouncer (not knowing it's you, as you're behind them) will go nuts, expect a "What!? Why!? What have I done?!?"

Then when they turn aroud, just burst out laughing, and poke fun at them for falling for it.

"I can't believe you fell for that! That trick's old school!"

They'll feel a little neg'd for falling for it and shattering their cool-as-ice image, and you can go straight into your next routine.

[Guest]

Hahaha these are pretty cool. Thanks...

As a side note, I don't go on mASF as much as I did before. Do you ever get the feeling that many of them are just stroking their e-peens as they type, instead of actually learning and sharing game? It seems like the keyboard jockeys are all over that place.

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Hahaha these are pretty cool. Thanks...

As a side note, I don't go on mASF as much as I did before. Do you ever get the feeling that many of them are just stroking their e-peens as they type, instead of actually learning and sharing game? It seems like the keyboard jockeys are all over that place.
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i learned game from mASF before "The Game', VH1 show, etc...

It is full of KJs and douchebags for the most part now. I had read most of the original archives that are still accessible there. Everything now is pretty much rehashed material that is already existing out there. Someone may write something without having knowledge of the pre-existing material. but it's all out there for the most part.

[Guest]

none of this shit would work for me because I never open with negativity, I hate to open with other dudes there (I can control the hooker platoon), and most importantly, most scripted shit is not fun.

My new favorite opener is, "You're dirty look lacked sincerity, I just don't buy it..." lol

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My new favorite opener is, "You're dirty look lacked sincerity, I just don't buy it..." lol
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MONEY!

Neg her hardcore if she doesn't open up after that. I love this.

[Guest]

I've done the Angelina opener before but usually I said something like Angelina or Jennifer. Then I launch into a story about my ex and how we had the argument about Brad or Angelina and she said she already has a 'Brad' so we should make it interesting, blah, blah, blah...

The Wall Opener is hit or miss. You're either creepy or funny. I think it all depends on whether or not they find you attractive.

Oreos Opener can easily be considered rude. But, I think it's pretty funny.

Club Complaint Opener is simply creepy because you're walking up behind a girl and touching her without her seeing you. The guy that runs that opener for sure doesn't get laid. However, if you KNOW the girl it's good for re-opening.

Generally speaking though, and I know a lot of guys will agree with me on this, it doesn't really matter all that much what you say as long as you have great BL, tonality, energy (appropriately calibrated), and vocal projection. If you have all that down, you can say pretty much whatever you want.

[Guest]

Just try not to focus too much on material.

[Guest]

I went to a bar in Austin with an aquarium in the dancefloor, with sharks in it. I opened a few women by asking them to join Greenpeace and liberate the sharks. It hooked and SNL'd.

[Guest]

I agree very much with Smirks and Bull Run. I hate PlayerCool though. Lol. You Homo! :)

Anyways, I don't really like the whole opinion or question asking openers anymore. I think they did help me at first as to get me over some of the AA that I had, but I think its a little played out and has been put into the light now with VH1 and other books that girls might have read... Not to mention al the dudes that walk up to them with. I need a girls opinion on something. Alot of things like that are not very natural and are not something that I think a girl would be comfortable hearing or talking about the very first 5 seconds of meeting you. I agree with Bullrun though in the fact that approprate body languge, tonality of voice, loads of humor, and possible negs (which could also be done w/ body language) will get you as far as you need to go. I feel hat maybe too many people are too worried about what to say and how to say it. When you put toovmuch emphasis on this you will more times than not just make yourself more nervous and outcome dependant. Just go with the moment. Depending on who shes with, what shes doing, what she looks lie, etc... Go with whatever the situation brings.

BTW, I like that neg opener Isosceles.. hahaha. Good Shit!