Spontaneous

[Bull Run]

Just following up on Grimm's post a few days ago regarding being spontaneous. Today is a great example of what I was trying to tell him:

During lunch I was waiting in line at a restaurant and there were two HB 8s standing in line behind me. For some odd reason, I had this feeling that I had sat on something or had some kind of stain on my butt. Standing in front of these HBs made it all the worse so I decided to do what I normally would do...make light of the situation.

Me: I turned my body about 1/4 towards them and asked over my shoulder. "Hey, can you guys do me a favor?"
HBs: "Ok" They said it with a lot of hesitation.
Me: "Do I have something on my butt?" Then, I fully back turned them. I looked over my shoulder down towards my butt. "I feel like I've got some kind of stain on my pants and it's really bothering me...kind of like how you don't want to smile when you think you might have something in your teeth."
HBs: Both laughed and looked. "No, you look fine."
Me: Fully turned around to face them and said to my target: "I dunno...can I trust you?" Then I looked at her friend, "Can I believe her or is she just a liar? She looks like trouble..."
HBs: The target just had a fake shocked look on her face...the friend laughed. "Yes, you can trust her."
Me: "Are you sure? I bet she 'borrows' your clothes all the time and doesn't return them."
HB Target: "Stop it!" Then, she slaps my arm a little bit.

The touch...when they touch you're in. This is usually the point at which I reward her by opening my body fully towards, maybe a wink and smile.

By the time we got through line they had invited me to eat with them. I really didn't have time, but I decided to take them up on their offer. Number closed the target.

My opener was totally congruent to my personality, and says a lot about how I'm actually concerned with my appearance and I'm not afraid to enlist others to aid me this quest. I used some very light negs, which I don't even consider to be negs so much as I'm just teasing them, something I do to everyone. I was basically just talking to them, which is easy for me because I'm fucking funny as hell

Anyway, the point is that you need to be spontaneous and yourself. If I didn't think I really had something on my butt, I never would have opened them. Not because I couldn't, but because I didn't really want to. I used them so they could do me a favor, not to run Game on. That shit comes out naturally in all my interactions.

The something on my butt opener was cash money though and I *might* try it again.

[Guest]

That's funny shit (no pun intended). Another thing to point out is you made yourself approachable. Women will tend to open up when you present yourself as approachable and they did inviting you to eat with them.

Well played dirty pants.

[Guest]

You just wait... that 'is there something on my butt?' line is going to be sweeping the PUA community soon ;)

[Guest]

ah is there something on my shirt? =P

[Guest]

Guys, I tried this the other night with a couple of modifications, and it worked like a charm for me. I went ahead and changed it from "butt" to the lower part of my shirt shirt. And I threw in that I didn't want to ask my buddies b/c it would just look like they were checking out my ass (this got a nice little laugh). This is a nice, flirty little routine that quickly establishes you as a funny guy. Plus, its easy to transition from. I'll definitely be using this one again.

[Guest]

haha, I've actually used this before my "PUA" days...it was more of an attempt to be funny than to pick up and I didn't transition or anything...I'll definitely be using it. I play this Dancing game (DDR) and I've lost weight, so my pants would sometimes sag, so I'd ask if I'm mooning people...