The Dirty Parrot

[Guest]

Of course you've heard about misinterpretation. If not, misinterpretation is when you take something a woman says and intentionally misinterpret it in a sexual way. Typically, you misinterpret it so that it appears she's hitting on you. Then the usual next step is to disqualify or do a takeaway.

Example:
HB: What hotel are you staying at?
PUA: Now hold on. I need a certain amount of trust and comfort before I will take a woman back to my hotel room.

That is a great way to be playful, make things sexual, and take her frame away by pretending to be the one being hit on and rejecting the idea.

The problem I see with it is that it may end the sexual thread right there.

I found myself doing something and, once I recognized it, I realized that it was pretty effective. I don't know where this came from, probably just a playful, sexual frame. In fact, I bet some of you do it without realizing it (or maybe you do realize it). I call it the dirty parrot. I repeat what a woman says in the same words and make it sound sexual.

Example:
HB: Are you going to eat this.
PUA: Yeah, I'm going to... eat that.

You take the same innocuous words and say them with palpable sexuality and you say them as if that is how she intended them. This is no big breakthrough, but it's effective because you make the conversation sexual and you let her in on it, like it was her idea in the first place. It is my observation that she will almost always continue the sexual frame even further.

Example:
HB: I don't like this pizza crust. It's hard.
PUA. Yeah, it's... *deep breath* ...hard.
HB: Oh, yeah. Maybe if I put it in my mouth for a while I can make it become soft.

HB: I think we should do this now. (go shopping, make the bed, whatever)
PUA: Yeah, I think we should... do this NOW. (overtly sexual)
HB: Hmm... Maybe we can do it now.. and again in a few minutes.

This is something that wasn't even premeditated, but once I recognized what was happening, it made perfect sense. You're in on it together. It's an inside joke. You make the conversation sexual in a playful way and in a way that invites her to play along.

[Guest]

This is AWESOME!

I mean its.....A W E S O M E.

Yeah sometimes the "attraction material" gets in the way of a real conversation. I've seen this in LSE girls. LOL.

The question I always ask myself, is...
"If she's a HB9.0 with LSE should I DHV or DLV when in A2?"