Anyway, I have tickets to a minor league baseball game as a vip and shit because that's the way I roll, son. Caviar and Cris, "one." I thought about taking her because I don't really like baseball, shits free, I'm totally prepared to leave early, we get complimentary beer and food in the vip box...but I'm worried that's a little much and shows too much interest.
I got about 4 text messages from her yesterday:
me: you put the potassium in my plantain (referring to her comment that I needed potassium / banana when my hamstring cramped)
her: did you get another Charlie-horse while making out with a girl today?
me: yeah, I have to stop taking girls to [redacted](her friend) couch. Next time you'll have to make out with me in the bar...lol.
her:oh good. I love making out in bars. Very classy
me:hey, its better than pissing outside (when she caught a dude pissing on the window...big lol)
her: I don't know. I like a guy that can't hold it.
I'm going to skip out on calling today, send a couple text messages tomorrow, then call for whatever the brain trust recommends.
So should I line up the game or what?
