Suppose you have a girl at your house and want to increase her thoughts of sex. She's sitting on the couch and the article above is laying on the coffee table. She reads it and perhaps she'll want to swallow your children.
Note: this is not a real article. notice the Doctor's name: Dr. Lictepeen. note the disclaimer at the very bottom.
It's doubtful that she'd actually figure it out it was fake. And if she does, it's good for a laugh.
