Banter Lines

[Finesse]

Whats ya'lls favorites.

When they use a big word with 3 or 4 syllables I like:

"Wow, a word with 4 syllables... did that hurt?" *smile*

Here are a couple from another board thatI'm too lazy to re-type.

She drops/spills/etc. something, "This is why we can't have nice things."

When I beat them at thumbwars... "OMG you suck at this, but you can cook right?" *punch*

- Which one of you guys would win in a fight?
- You're taking this way too seriously
- Stop flirting with me
- If that were true, you wouldn't love me
- You must've driven your parents crazy
- Give me a kiss on the cheek, and maybe I'll let you forgive me
- I'm too high maintenance for you
- What else do you like about me?
- I'm so out of your league
- Let's play a game. Let's see how long you can hold your breath
- You're back to square one with me, missy
- You're so outside the circle of trust
- How short are you?
- You're such a player
- You guys remind me of the Power Puff Girls/or/ You guys are like watching The View
- Do your parents know where you are
- Isn't this a school night
- You're makeup is smudged
- Bartender, you might want to check this girl's ID again
- We should hang out some time. You can help me pick up chicks
- You girls aren't toursists, are you?
- Holy shit, you really don't know what you're doing, do you?
- Careful girl, I'm a heartbreak waiting to happen
- Your ex boyfriend sounds just like me
- I'm so emotionally unavailable right now
- I think you might make a nice friend
- We need to find you a man
- We would never get along

"That's no excuse." If she gives a solid, totally valid reason for not doing something, said playfully.

You: We're too much a like. We'd never get along
Her: Why?
You: Because we'd never have anything significant to argue about. So we'd have to make up petty little things to fight about... And I'd always win.
Her: No you wouldn't
You: Yes I would
Her: No
You: You see, we're arguing right now... And you started it
Her: No I didn't. You did
You: OMG, just let it go. If you're going to keep acting like this, I will so have to break up with you
Her: (Whatever. Doesn't matter)
You: Hey, but at least we'd have good make up sex
Her: (Whatever)
You: Yeah, just kidding anyways. We don't have to get in arguments to have sex
Here's another argue routine, I think it was Harlequin who once posted in a field report.
You: Do you want to have an argument?
Her: No
You: Yes you do

[Twitchy]

I heard Sayber say once to a waitress that dropped something "remind me not to let you hold my dynomite..."

It cracked me up and I have used it ever since.

[Westfall]

Holy shit Fin, you posted something useful. These are damn good. Imma steal some.

You: Do you want to have an argument?
Her: No
You: Yes you do

I have a feeling some girls in Shreveport or Little Rock are going to be annoyed by this.

[zine]

you're way to sexy, get out of here! No, really go.

let me see you flirt... Wow, now that was terrible it actually made me gay for a second.

I'm not just a slab of hot young beafcake.

Easy there hardcore I'm dainty, be gentle.

Bad girl... go to my room!

Oh look the next american idol.

You're off the island.

You're such a dork.

You'd look so cute... with a mohawk.

I'm sorry this had to come out tonight here, but it's over between us!

Where's your fun switch?

Did you just go for a feelsky?

Don't look at me like that you'll get hypnotized and start thinking naughty thoughts.

Quit looking at my chest, my eyes are up here.

I don't know who your boyfriend is, but he is not spanking you enough!

You usually hang out at a library don't you?

You think you can take me let's take this outside. (I say this one when I'm already outside alot)

So this is the part where you try to grab my ass.

I'm going to take you home in my little pocket and ask if I can keep you... wait are you housebroken?