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What NOT to say to a girl online

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:27 pm
by Mojo
Last night I decided to try an interesting experiment. As most of you know, women get the lamest responses from men online. So, borrowing some girl’s profile, I created a shill profile on a dating site. Once it was up it was immediately bombarded with messages. The message barrage continued and in less than 24 hours most of the paying male members had sent at least one message.

I did this as to understand what NOT to say. I thought you fellas might want to know what most guys say to women in there online openings. As you will see, it is easy to be more creative than the typical guy. Use a spell/grammar check. Avoid complimenting her on her looks. Say something more than “hows it going tonight?” or “how are you. like to chat with you some time.” Also, most of the pics were not quality. I’d advise using a website such as hotornot.com to test out photos to see which ones get the highest ranking, then using the most popular pic. Make sure they are recent. Pics can be great DHV’s such as ones where you are traveling abroad, hiking, with a mixed set of friend including HB’s, etc. With a little understanding gaming online can be shooting ducks in a barrel. Oh, and a personal observation of mine… If a girl say’s she will not sleep with you on the first date or anything like that… SHE WILL.

Here is a good format to use when first contacting a HB online:

1) Introduce yourself
2) Bust her balls/make fun of her profile, fashion, etc.
3) More about you – be vague such as saying you are ambitious, motivated, an artist, etc
4) Get her to qualify herself
5) Have a call to action. One of David D’s example is “lets talk on the phone like normal people”

Most of the responses below are unimaginative and boring. A few stick out, though I know any of you are capable of a better intro than these. Let me know what your responses are to some of these and why or why don’t they work. The Shill profile received countless of “flirts” and other generic messages from guys who don’t pay for the site. I only listed the e-mails sent from paying members:

    what is up how r u doing tonight hit me back So we can get to know eachother a lil better

    hello how are you tonight ? so write me something sweet back

    I love your picture with glasses on.
    Yummy lips

    sweet guns! don't beat me up for calling them guns though

    how are you. like to chat with you some time.

    Hello. How are you doing? I would like to get to know you. What do you like to do for fun? Hope to hear from you soon. Kevin

    what are you up to? gerardo

    hows it going tonight?

    Hey, I liked your profile. I thought I would say hi.. hi

    Hi,
    Think you and your profile are wonderful. Just wanted to drop you a note and say hey.
    hi sweety
    how r u?
    well first of all let me say that u r gorgeous, and got amazing eyes
    well im interested in getting to know u better, i just move to Dallas about month and half ago from France but im Colombian, im looking to meet people in this area to hang out, have fun...
    let me know what u think...my email is xxxx@hotmail.com and u can go to myspace.com/ricardoxxxx if u wanrt to see more pictures...
    talk to u soon
    kisses

    Hey whats up How ru my name isZach

    I hope you don't mind me telling you, that you have a sexy look. Have a good day! My name is Mike.

    Hello gosia,
    Thought I'd send a message your way (now that I can ), and let you know in words (since you like to read) that I'm interested in what I've read in your profile (like sarcasm and not taking things seriously , oh and geek ).
    You mention your friends think you're eccentric. Do you ?
    I'll leave it at that and wait for a sign of interest from you
    Take care,
    Fady (pronounced like Daddy with an F)

    We don't give to be blessed; we give because we have been blessed. The most remote deed done is due to the greatest gift ever given. So the next time you seem as though what you're giving may be small remember the story of a glass of milk.
    Noah C. McArthur
    Knockout Communications
    A Glass of Milk!
    One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way
    through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He
    decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his
    nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he
    asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a
    large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, How much do I owe
    you? "You don't owe me anything," she replied. "Mother has taught us never
    to accept pay for a kindness.

    Hello.
    Like your profile.

    Whats up gosia you go girl with your cute and funny self! holla back. Tip

    whayts up Snoodie Booty, How r u my name is Zach and I live in Dallas (messaged the shill earlier)

    I would enjoy the opportunity to chat with you and learn more about you. if your interested please let me know. my email address is xxxx@gmail.com

    hey whats goin on? u like country boys?lol my names jesse

    wuz up how u doing (sent another e-mail immediately after this one which said…)
    wow you are gorgeous

    Hey there gosia66. How

    whats goin on?

    Hi

    just wanted you know that i like your profile and i think your a very intrested person one whom i would like to meet. and would like to get to know you a little more. i hope to hear from you soon.

    Hi my name Aziz if you like to contact me in my email is xxxx@yahoo.com

    hi,
    What r u up to?
    goody

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:55 pm
by holyskeleton
they are not confident enough... they might as well just said "hey would you like my balls" and that might work.

i think in this case david d's stuff would help more than mysterys since all he teaches is to not to be a wussy.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:32 pm
by tpxgloveboy
whoa mojo.....I'm new to all of this....was reading the post.....though I hardly ever messaged random girls online, the times that I would....that's exactly what I would say.....now that I know a little bit more of how not to be an AFC, it's amazing to see how much I've already got a different outlook on how to approach and interact with women....

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:40 pm
by Finesse
hahah I love all this stuff. its great.

here are the rest of the messages....

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:18 pm
by Mojo
tpxgloveboy wrote:whoa mojo.....I'm new to all of this....was reading the post.....though I hardly ever messaged random girls online, the times that I would....that's exactly what I would say.....now that I know a little bit more of how not to be an AFC, it's amazing to see how much I've already got a different outlook on how to approach and interact with women....


Creating a shill is a great way to see how to make yourself unique from all the regular guys. It is amazing how some of these guys act. A few kept emailing and emailing... If she doesn't answer the first time I don't think she will answer the 4th or 5th time. And only if you saw some of the pics of these guys - think "Deliverance".

The messages I have received since this post are below. Enjoy!




What am I gona do to make you love. What am I gona do to be heard.
one chance ..come on.....
please.
xox

you're pretty Hot!!
My name is Daniel How are you?
I would like to meet you sometime.
Let me know


how goes it? wanna tell me a lil about yourself
my name is comeman im living in texas and working on an oilfeild out of state- i get 3 weeks off at a time "like 6 month a year if i wana it, love and hate this job" get back in town next week

Hello how are you
my name is Jose, what is your name

so hey what's up?

What am I gona do to make you love. What am I gona do to be heard.
one chance ..come on.....
please.
xox

hey cutie! how are you?

I would love to talk to you
lets be friends and see
Dave

im off for work
have a wonderfull day
Dave (yes, the same Dave as above)

hey
your really cute
your profile is really different. whar part of Dallas do you live?
I live in Mckinney and work in Plano
I make custom jewelery for a few companies in the galleria and willowbend mall.
we should be friends and see......
talk to you soon, Dave (yes, the same Dave as above. Freak!)

hey sweetie

you sound like alot of fun and could be very funny...please feel free to comtact me anytime...i like to chat with you

Hi there my name is Robert I am 25 and I was wondering if you would like to chat and see if we could hit it off? I hope to hear from you soon.
Robert

Hi...How are you?

wuz up how u doing?

Hey how are you? My name is Jerry i was intrested in your profile and was wondering if you would like to chat sometime?

your beautiful

Lovely, Lovely, lovely...
Mike

hi sexy how are you

i like your profile, how are you doing?

Cool.....

Are you one of those strong and beautiful but misunderstood model types that just want to be treated with respect for your contributions as a person rather than some pretty girl with big tits and no brains? Come on, you love the way you look and you love being treated like a princess. Well princess, if you are looking for a real man that will treat you right and respect your opinion, you found one. Sure the good looks and body help, but I am looking for a friend and a partner. I run my own business and I expect everyone to work as hard as they want to play. You must be financially stable. I like a woman with drive and passion. An independent person who chooses to be with another rather than needing to be with someone. This said, I am a man and I act like one. Texan all the way. Kind and considerate at times and rude and selfish at times. My four children are a priority when they are here. I am a strong father figure and I try to teach my kids to consider the other person and always practice manners. Win : Win is my strong point. I am not afraid to laugh at myself or others. Charming to the core, I like to make people feel good about themselves when the time is right. I am strongly against hurting others unless they ask for pain. Well, that is the nutshell. If this sounds good, let me know...
Tom

wanna go catch a movie sometime

hey whats up, i like your profile and would love to chat sometime!

YOU, are very intriguing. I like eccentric people. I'm eccentric myself when the mood strikes and I love being around eccentric people because when I am, the mood usually does strike. I would love to learn more about you if you're interested.
Please have a look at my humble profile and let me know, I would be honored. Or flattered... Or flanored. Hmm, it's a good thing, whatever it may be.

hey sexy would u like to chat?

hey whats up, i like your profile alot and would love to chat sometime!
"oh my god you're cute !".......(smile)......
...*giggle*.....hi sweetie,.....would you consider chattin' with me ?.....
....my name's Thomas

LETS TALK

hi ur cute!! do u have yahoo?? mine is raxxxxxx83 IM or email me

My e-mail is maxxxxxxx2@yahoo.com. Send me an e-mail and we can chat.
Tom

Hi.
You are very cute. I wanted to see if you might like to chat sometime.
I do have pics, but most of the ones I have on my PC I took when I was at the tanning salon a few weeks ago. As you would expect, I don't have any clothes on. I think of them more as an expression of art rather than just nude pics. Besides, several of the pics don't really show anything anyway. I took them with my cell phone on a timer and, by chance, didn't happen to get any showing my face. So far, Singlesnet.com hasn't approved any of the pics that I have submitted.
I also have a webcam, but we would have to connect on yahoo IM or something like it. If you have an e-mail address I can send some pics to you that way.
You can also send e-mail messages to me here at Singlesnet.com anytime for FREE since I am a Member. I'd luv to talk with you. We can do it either by e-mail or phone.
I hope to talk with you soon.
Kurt
builtxxxxxxx@yahoo.com
I also have yahoo IM

funny, my friends say the same thing - about being eccentric that is. but i think being insightful and caring goes along with that. don't you agree? well i enjoyed reading your profile and my compliments on your pics. when you get a minute we should chat. be well-
:)
nick

Hey,
My name is Rick. I am looking for a quality woman to spend time with..I will be in Dallas this weekend..Would you be interested in meeting me? ( I travel to Dallas often on business)
Rick

u r so sexxiiiiii.................................................anton

Re: What NOT to say to a girl online

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:06 pm
by Westfall
Mojo wrote:Most of the responses below are unimaginative and boring. I only listed the e-mails sent from paying members:

Hey whats up How ru my name isZach

whayts up Snoodie Booty, How r u my name is Zach and I live in Dallas (messaged the shill earlier)


I see you got my messages. I was wondering why she didn't write back...

WF

PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:29 pm
by centmore1234
i have been looking for david d's info on online dating. which cd series is it in?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:02 pm
by NobodyUKnow
Holy crap... Tom wrote an autobiography.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:35 pm
by Welsh_Dragon
mojo - post a link to the profile

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:41 am
by Scoundrel
Shills are GREAT! Not only can you find out what the AFCs are saying, but you can also use them to give yourself SP.

I'm on two dating sites and I have shills on both. It's like have a pivot that tells everyone what a great fuck you are!