What NOT to say to a girl online
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:27 pm
Last night I decided to try an interesting experiment. As most of you know, women get the lamest responses from men online. So, borrowing some girl’s profile, I created a shill profile on a dating site. Once it was up it was immediately bombarded with messages. The message barrage continued and in less than 24 hours most of the paying male members had sent at least one message.
I did this as to understand what NOT to say. I thought you fellas might want to know what most guys say to women in there online openings. As you will see, it is easy to be more creative than the typical guy. Use a spell/grammar check. Avoid complimenting her on her looks. Say something more than “hows it going tonight?” or “how are you. like to chat with you some time.” Also, most of the pics were not quality. I’d advise using a website such as hotornot.com to test out photos to see which ones get the highest ranking, then using the most popular pic. Make sure they are recent. Pics can be great DHV’s such as ones where you are traveling abroad, hiking, with a mixed set of friend including HB’s, etc. With a little understanding gaming online can be shooting ducks in a barrel. Oh, and a personal observation of mine… If a girl say’s she will not sleep with you on the first date or anything like that… SHE WILL.
Here is a good format to use when first contacting a HB online:
1) Introduce yourself
2) Bust her balls/make fun of her profile, fashion, etc.
3) More about you – be vague such as saying you are ambitious, motivated, an artist, etc
4) Get her to qualify herself
5) Have a call to action. One of David D’s example is “lets talk on the phone like normal people”
Most of the responses below are unimaginative and boring. A few stick out, though I know any of you are capable of a better intro than these. Let me know what your responses are to some of these and why or why don’t they work. The Shill profile received countless of “flirts” and other generic messages from guys who don’t pay for the site. I only listed the e-mails sent from paying members:
I did this as to understand what NOT to say. I thought you fellas might want to know what most guys say to women in there online openings. As you will see, it is easy to be more creative than the typical guy. Use a spell/grammar check. Avoid complimenting her on her looks. Say something more than “hows it going tonight?” or “how are you. like to chat with you some time.” Also, most of the pics were not quality. I’d advise using a website such as hotornot.com to test out photos to see which ones get the highest ranking, then using the most popular pic. Make sure they are recent. Pics can be great DHV’s such as ones where you are traveling abroad, hiking, with a mixed set of friend including HB’s, etc. With a little understanding gaming online can be shooting ducks in a barrel. Oh, and a personal observation of mine… If a girl say’s she will not sleep with you on the first date or anything like that… SHE WILL.
Here is a good format to use when first contacting a HB online:
1) Introduce yourself
2) Bust her balls/make fun of her profile, fashion, etc.
3) More about you – be vague such as saying you are ambitious, motivated, an artist, etc
4) Get her to qualify herself
5) Have a call to action. One of David D’s example is “lets talk on the phone like normal people”
Most of the responses below are unimaginative and boring. A few stick out, though I know any of you are capable of a better intro than these. Let me know what your responses are to some of these and why or why don’t they work. The Shill profile received countless of “flirts” and other generic messages from guys who don’t pay for the site. I only listed the e-mails sent from paying members:
- what is up how r u doing tonight hit me back So we can get to know eachother a lil better
hello how are you tonight ? so write me something sweet back
I love your picture with glasses on.
Yummy lips
sweet guns! don't beat me up for calling them guns though
how are you. like to chat with you some time.
Hello. How are you doing? I would like to get to know you. What do you like to do for fun? Hope to hear from you soon. Kevin
what are you up to? gerardo
hows it going tonight?
Hey, I liked your profile. I thought I would say hi.. hi
Hi,
Think you and your profile are wonderful. Just wanted to drop you a note and say hey.
hi sweety
how r u?
well first of all let me say that u r gorgeous, and got amazing eyes
well im interested in getting to know u better, i just move to Dallas about month and half ago from France but im Colombian, im looking to meet people in this area to hang out, have fun...
let me know what u think...my email is xxxx@hotmail.com and u can go to myspace.com/ricardoxxxx if u wanrt to see more pictures...
talk to u soon
kisses
Hey whats up How ru my name isZach
I hope you don't mind me telling you, that you have a sexy look. Have a good day! My name is Mike.
Hello gosia,
Thought I'd send a message your way (now that I can ), and let you know in words (since you like to read) that I'm interested in what I've read in your profile (like sarcasm and not taking things seriously , oh and geek ).
You mention your friends think you're eccentric. Do you ?
I'll leave it at that and wait for a sign of interest from you
Take care,
Fady (pronounced like Daddy with an F)
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Hello.
Like your profile.
Whats up gosia you go girl with your cute and funny self! holla back. Tip
whayts up Snoodie Booty, How r u my name is Zach and I live in Dallas (messaged the shill earlier)
I would enjoy the opportunity to chat with you and learn more about you. if your interested please let me know. my email address is xxxx@gmail.com
hey whats goin on? u like country boys?lol my names jesse
wuz up how u doing (sent another e-mail immediately after this one which said…)
wow you are gorgeous
Hey there gosia66. How
whats goin on?
Hi
just wanted you know that i like your profile and i think your a very intrested person one whom i would like to meet. and would like to get to know you a little more. i hope to hear from you soon.
Hi my name Aziz if you like to contact me in my email is xxxx@yahoo.com
hi,
What r u up to?
goody