Its a fantastic idea. You need to refine it more.
Don't give up. Even "creepy" reponses are responses. How can we make it "funny" instead of "creepy"?
Maybe it gets weirder and weirder...
"My husband in Bangledesh beats me because I do this job. Please. I beg you respond to Mr Scoundrel so he can pay me."
Ok that's a litle over the top. How about...
"Mr Scoundrel has decided to cut my wages from 50 cents and hour to 40 cents an hour because he's needing my services less and less now. He's now dating a few really pretty American girls. And they seem to be having lots of fun. I'm sure my job will be phased out soon."
Or you should recognize this from the community...
"I have two slots available for Mr Scoundrel's bootcamp. Sign up now and you won't miss out. Imagine meeting Mr Scoundrel for coffee and how much fun the two of you will be having."
