Online Sarge & Number Close

[Scoundrel]

I was looking through myspace and saw this cute 26 year old and sent her this;
I saw that pic and thought she looks fun, a little mischievous. But, then I read your profile and you’re just so sweet and nice you’re almost gooey!!! Talking to you might give me cavities!!!

I'm looking for bad girls. You know any?

She sent this in reply;
hmmm we r all a little bad!!


Me;
So, you're all little bad huh. Okay, tell me 3 bad things you've done and I'll take you out for tequila shots.

Her;
hmmm what kind of bad do u want. i give a littl of all 1. have a homade movie where iam the star. 2. have had my apt raided. 3. am a lush.

Me;
RESPECT!!! You're winning me over. Give me your phone number and I'll call you about making good on the tequila.

Next came her shit test.
Her;
i will need your three first!! and they have to beat mine!!

Me;
Okay, Easy.

1. Ive been arrested for armed robbery.
2. I once rode my Harley through a movie theater during a showing of the Rocky Horror Show.
3. Just two weeks ago I stripped naked for four 18 year old girls at a bachelorette party.

You can read about number 3 in my blog.

And another shit test
Her;
nice! so how did u get cought in the robbery? r u a dumb robber lol!!

Me;
I didn't say I did it. I was only arrested for it. There was a pic and someone thought I looked like one of the guys in the pic. I spent the night in jail, but I was never charged with the crime.

So, how about the phone number?

Her;
lol! ok but be gentle. 817-***-****