FR: Double # close of weird S&M Girls

[Guest]

This is going to be brief.

I was out at Public House down on Greenville with my friend. He said "show me your skills"...

I saw a 2 set of HB 8 and HB 3 standing next to a railing on the roof of the bar.. I walked up to them and said:

"Hey, I was sitting at that table over there for the past 10 minutes and you didn't come hit on me, that's not cool, I may have to ask you to leave the bar unless you come sit with us at that table over there.. we are pretty friendly"

They laughed and said OK.. When they started to walk towards the other side of the bar to cross the railing I stopped them and said:

"No.. no.. if you want to sit at our table you are going to have to climb under the rail, you can't just walk around it."

They were almost going to do it, but then decided that they would rather walk around the rail.. Damn =(

Anyways, they come and sit at our table, and I start working on them.

Me: Public house sucks, I find that it's more tolerable though if you sit with a group of very cool people.. Unfortunately we are not very cool around here.. I actually really don't like women very much

HB8: I like women!

Me: Are you a lesbian?

HB8: I may as well be, I hang out with my girlfriend so much that many people think we are lovers, but thats not true...

Me: Yah right, thats what they all say.

HB8: I hear an accent, where are you from?

Me: Russia, Israel, blah blah...

about 3 minutes of small talk

Both HB8 and 3 opened their body language and started paying attention to me only.. - hook point.

Me: So you model! wow.. What do you do?

HB8: I model for a sculpture who makes statues in my shape.. blah blah

Me: No way.. let me see your hand

She shows it to me

Me: Nahh!! you have man hands, nothing close to a greek goddess

blah blah blah

HB3 started getting more interested and open..

Me: Ever heard of S.T.A.R? They use it in the business world to test peoples personality.. I bet I can find out what you are like

Me - Run S.T.A.R routine

Me: HB8 - you are A&R, HB3 you are S&R

HB8: no way! you are wrong..

HB3: yah that was correct...

blah blah

Me: Wasn't it interesting how this works? I mean isn't it interesting how you can tell so much about people simply from their actions? i'm not that good yet, but I really enjoy the process of meeting new people.

Can you tell me something.. Would you rather date a guy who has a ferarri and millions of dollars to spend on you, but he is a regular guy and doesnt really make you excited that much, though he is nice.. or a guy who is piss poor but makes you laugh all the time?

HB8 and 3: The guy who makes me laugh, but if I am with the rich guy, I can always fuck the guy who makes me laugh on the side and still take the rich guys money..

Me: Goddamn gold diggers

blah blah blah

Me: So tell me, if I was in a movie, would I be the good or the bad guy?

HB 8: You would be the bad guy who turns good in the end

Me: Thats lame, I think HB3 will have something better because she wants to be an actress

HB 3: I think the same thing

HB8: Yah, you have long hair and you look kinda mean.. But I like that kind of guys (IOI)

Me: You like guys with long hair like Yani (the greek singer dude)

HB8: Ohhh yahh...

Me: Ok.. Ok.. try not to shoot in your pants..

blah blah blah

Me: You look like S&M girls

HB 8 + 3: HUGE SMILE.. YAHHH we are..

Me: I personally don't like S&M

HB 8 + 3: why? blah blah blah

Me: I like romantic sex.. blah balh bleh

HB 8 + 3: You should come with us to "The church" the Lizzard lounge some time..

Me: Perhaps.. Perhaps..

Bar is closing.. its 2 AM

Me: Well.. its been nice meeting you, lets trade #'s..

HB3: OK OK whats ur #

Me: I give it to her, make sure that she calls me from her phone, and it rings..

End.

A day later HB8 texted me her # too..

Too bad I don't get to do anything with those #'s as I have a girlfriend =)

[Guest]

good post.