LR: Collateral Damage

[captainjackpua]

LR: Collateral Damage May 14, 2007

….with guest appearances by PlayerT, El Topo and KinoMaster…

Ok, this is not going to be real long because the lay came from a Secret Society Social Circle I built at this bar over the last 6 months. In fact, that’s the lay report. PlayerT was there with his ex (who I also banged) and her friend, cute face, big boobs but a little chunky.

The experience was eye-opening though. Here’s why: I didn’t really want to have sex with her. I was gaming the 2nd hottest girl in the venue (the first was an ex girl-on-girl porn star named ‘Vanity’ but I didn’t open her…grrrr). The Wing House bartendress was with a Vanilla Icer and she was still wearing her Wing House uniform.

The sarge was going great, she was attracted and she re-opened me 3 times, gave me lots of AIs. One problem: Vanilla Ice was her boyfriend’s best friend.

What to do?

One: If I befriend him I could try to get them and a few others back to the pirate pad for an after party and get him so drunk he passes out giving me an opportunity to bang her.

Remember this: Anytime you are attempting a pull you MUST discover how people arrived there. You need to know this because it affects HOW you’re going to get things done. It turns out they met up there separately. This bit of information made me

Two: I could ignore him and try to get her to see me after they leave the venue.

This was my plan. Alas, I was interrupted and she and Vanilla Ice merged with another m-f set so I never got a shot at pulling her.

My biggest mistake in that set was not getting a full isolation. Damnit. It was ON but I was just a little off at one crucial point.

Anyway, back to the girl I banged.

She literally grabbed my hand and pulled me towards the door. I stalled looking for a chance to re-engage wing house girl. No go.

I got in her car and drove her to PlayerT’s house. At this point I’m thinking, am I going to bang this girl? I’ve upped my standards a great deal because I’m no longer working on any specific outer game SPs.

I’m sure I have some outer game SPs but nothing glaring. When I open enough sets, I get laid. It’s really dependable.

I decided I wouldn’t. I was going to turn this girl down.

So, I did something that is still putting a smile on my face. I gave that girl LMR!

What was her LMR tactic to breakthrough?

She fell back on the power of the Titty Smother. She took her giant tits and tried to suffocate me with them. I suspect she knew that if she could cut off the supply of oxygen to my brain it would weaken my LMR.

When that didn’t work she decided to insult my manhood, “What’s wrong you can’t? You can’t get it up, can you?”

Yet, I resisted.

She went back to making out with me. Now, let me tell you, this didn’t work. I mean I was enjoying the big titties and making out is always fun but it didn’t do anything to break my resolve.

What finally broke me down? She started jerking me off and at that point I decided it would be easier to just fuck her than have her attempt to get me off with her baboon like coordination.

So, I fucked her.

I wonder how many girls I closed just by wearing them out…damn, that shit makes me wonder.

It probably would’ve been better for me NOT to bang her because I wasn’t the least bit concerned about living up to my normal feats of Sexual Stardom. I imagine I lasted about 83 seconds. Or, roughly 83 pumps.

HB: “Are you through already?”
CJ: “haaaaa”

Some highlights of the night…

El Topo tells one of my ex lays she has tattoos on the “ceasection region” – she gets irritated and leaves. KinoMaster and I thought it was funny.

KinoMaster gets smashed – haa. I’ve seen him at my place drunk off of wine but never smashed in a bar. Talked to him earlier and he was still feeling it.

El Topo saying that having a certain girl with hairy arms jerk him off would be like having a 12 year old boy do it.

Me blowing out an HB7 by machine-gun negging her. She eye fucked me 29 times that night but I was working on the HB9 Wing House bartender.
PlayerT hugging me and asking me if I needed him to kick someone’s ass and if so I could just point them out and say, “go.”

~ Captain Jack ~

http://captainjackpua.blogspot.com