Mojo - Nice black leather pants
HB7red – They are brown leather, not black
Mojo – Nope, they are black
We go back and forth a bit, until she has to prove it. HB7red comes over and kicks up her leg where I catch it in my arm to compare her black leather pants to my black leather jacket so we can compare. Yeah, they are a bit brown, but I maintain they are black
Mojo – Told you, they are black.
HB7red – blah blah, they are brown, blah blah.
Ok, in walks some RedNeck. Think of Gomer Pile and Elmer Fudd rolled up in one and now you have a mental image of this guy. He asks to play pool, and we team up. My cousin leaves for a bit, so its me and HB7red’s friend on a team and RedNeck and HB7red on a team. The RedNeck requested to be on HB7red’s team. He shows immediate interest. Of course all the while I have been paying more attention to HB7red’s friend. Its ok, I have it all under control.
Some of you guys know I love and have seen me jumping into a mix sets and blowing the guy out. I love doing that! However I couldn’t this time. Why? Glad you asked. Well, this RedNeck was doing it for me. He was too direct; you could see HB7red getting uncomfortable. I felt bad for RedNeck. I gave an eye role to HB7red’s friend who understood what I meant. I felt bad for this RedNeck. Maybe blowing him out would be doing him a favor. Instead I decided just to sit back and watch so I could learn what NOT to do.
My cousin comes back, I ask him to keep the set entertain while I isolate HB7red to do an ESP test. As I take her hand, she walks with me. The RedNeck was holding her arm, which HB7red shakes loose. Thank gawd. I do the ESP test, and right at the end when I am about to number close, RedNeck shows up. She wispers her e-mail address in my ear as we all decide to leave, leaving the RedNeck. I know I could of taken this girl right then. But the night was early, and we had many more bars to visit.
Cousin and I drive to the next Dive bar. Guess who shows up? Mr. RedNeck, and he wants me to step outside cause I totally cocked block him. He actually followed me to the next bar. Woah! First, I AMOG him a bit, froze him out, but he was persistent little RedNecky. So I decided to tell him a few things he did wrong with that girl, mainly he was too direct. The over bite didn’t help, but I didn’t mention that. I ignore him after that and he quickly leaves, realizing it was his fault he did not get the girl. After all, I did not appear I was trying to cock block him, she just came after me, right?
What I learned:
- Maybe I should not automatically blow a guy out. Their lack of skill could be a huge asset to me, making me look all the more smooth.
- Much of this stuff works on any woman, regardless of age. HB7red was around 38 or 39 years old.
- The ESP and Best Friends test even work with a lady who has a degree in psychology. If you believe it, they will, even if those areas are their “expertise”.
-- Mojo
