brilliant amog

[Justice]

I see two cute girls sitting down staring at a group that is dancing and just goofing around. To have an in with the girls I first approached and befriended the group of 5 (2 girls). After a few minutes I go over and say hi to the girls.

Me: do you know my friends or were you just staring and laughing.
Hb1: no they are just fun to watch.
Me: oh cool what are your names?

I tease the target about my friend having the same unique name and I couldn't talk to her.

Me: so you see the guy with all the tattoos. We were just comparing ours. It's like when girls show each other their boobs.
They laugh.
He actually comes over and I stand up and introduce them and he sits down with us. He sees me push off the girl I was talking to.
Amog: hey stop messing with my girl.
I laugh and ignore.
Amog: are you trying to help me.
Me: ya I told them you were a cool guy.
I turn back to the girls.
Amog: are you gay?
Me: would that help you?
Amog: yes
Me: okay sure I am (looking sarcasically at the girls and continuing).
The girls laugh.
I realize that since he is now talking with my Target I can't do to much so I excuse myself.
Me: I have to find my friend fast but hell keep you company. He's a good guy.
He gives me a repulsed look as a reached out my hand to say ill catch him later and puts his hands up and refuses to shake. I laugh spin and walk away.
I know he wasn't aware of what he was doing since I established we were friends but it was still pretty interesting.