FR im possibly an asshole or a genius

[SaladSpoon]

didnt mean to go sarging tonite but it happend. bad habits right?
went to hooligans to see the UFC fight and met up with 4 guys and one of them brought two HB7's.
apparently he had been trying to get the hotter one since high school but she just wanted to be friends.
i thought alright stay away, hes your friend. I introduced myself to both and just made smalltalk with the one he didnt want. COINCADENTALLY (if thats how you spell it) he happend to be cheering the guy i was cheering against. her being a good friend who knew nothing of UFC took his side
-girls do love a challenge
after a more smalltalk and cheering she started talking about how she loved muscley guys with tattoos. he had tats but no bulk. i fit the bill tho. damn it.
she could sense i was ignoring her. after her friend asked about the rules and me explaining them they wouldnt leave me alone about taking pics with them.
my friend texted me that i was using cheesy lines. i texted back. do you want me to stop talking to her? he said no its cool but i could sense he had a problem so i turned my back to her and spoke to her friend (yes i half knew it would challenge her but what else could i do, make an ass of myself to lose the whole room?)
i could feel her burning a hole through my back with her eyes.
they went to the next bar i told them i'd meet em there. 30 min later i did and my other friends told me i was fucked up and to leave her alone.
-i evaulated the situation for over an hour and it was clear she JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM
so, half trying to avoid her and half experimenting with the game i walked in, locked eyes with her out of impulse and walked to the bar for a drink.

came back to the table and opened an adjacent set of 5's (they werent bad just a lil chubby but who cares i was trying to take my mind off this chick.
the new set loved me and would not stop bugging me all night. i explained the situation to them and they loved me more.
i went to the bathroom and came back and got on the other side of my friends as to block out the HB7
she walked around to lock eyes with me again.
i said so noone else could hear "you're an asshole" and made a beeline to the patio. she followed. fuck!
i spent 15min telling her she was going to get me in trouble (also told her it was because "i told matt u were a cutie and he got all defensive so now im trying to avoid u to stay outta trouble")
she had also been going on about her boyfriend and i told her "stop talking about your boyfriend already"
i used mysterys would u like to kiss me? she says "noooo, i have a bf." but she still looked like she wanted to.
me: didnt say you could blah blah i was too much of a pussy to ask again and risk losing value.
she aasked for my number i gave it. told her again i shouldnt hav. ill let yall know if she calls.

still feel bad for my friend but he already has a girlfriend and this HB7 was just not into him!
am i an asshole for not letting it go to waste? even after i assessed that he had no chance whatsoever?


also, what could i have done to kiss close after the first debaucle? granted i only used a little kino because i didnt want my friend to walk out and see me on her.
every now and then a touch or two. should i have escalated to a longer period of body contatct like having my leg inbetween hers (we were standing) or arm around her before trying to kiss close?

i stuck talking over my shoulder to her for pretty much all of it because i wanted to maintain the fact that we were all wrong for each other but she was OBVIOUSLY attracted even without any more IOI's from me.
wtf did i do wrong?

xoxo, SaladSpoon

[Tribulus1000]

Is this for real? I can't follow any of this. I was trying to understand it, but its so hard to read. There was a good post by Seredipidous on how to write a good FR. Read that.

Basically, you want to explain it in the first person to someone who was not there. Explain it to them as though they were a 5 year old.

For example, you're talking to a girl and your friend texts you to stop using cheezy lines and then you turn your back on her so you don't make an ass of yourself in front of the room???

There's a gap here......

Why turn your back to her?
Why are you texting?
Why do you think you're making an ass of yourself?

What evidence do you have that this is the case?

That's just one example. If you had said something like "I was feeling like she was rejecting me and she got real quiet, so I decided I would back turn her and talk to her friend..." that would make more sense.

Its not productive but someone reading it can follow it.