FR pop culture pick up and fuck up for noobs like me

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FR pop culture pick up and fuck up for noobs like me

Postby SaladSpoon » Sat Aug 28, 2010 4:13 am

went out tonight with a group of amateurs that didnt know about the community (nor do they want to learn, lame-o's.)
If any of you guys are as gay as me you would have seen the "Twilight" movies or at least heard about them. for anyone that doesnt know it involves a teenwolf named jacob and a pussy vampire named edward comepeting for the love of some pale prude.
-most teen girls pick which guy they want to win and the craze has caught on (yeah, i know)

although i think team saladspoon would amog the fuck outta these guys i decided to capitalize on thier popularity.
my opener: can i get yalls opinion on something real quick before i get back to my friends?" its real important"
"team edward or team jacob?"
*girls smile and pick one*
i retort with "what, why?" "(the opposite of the one they pick) is so much better for her!"
blah blah blah "are yall just ganging up on me and (whichever one they chose) because yall are best friends?"
*best friends test*
They say they are from mexico i make them teach me how to pronounce which city they are from
*C vs. U shape smile* it works and we compare thier other two friends who my friends have already wierded out but hey, they are at least occupying them right?
*everyone cheers up*
more fluff and they excuse themselves to the bathroom and tell me to wait for them to come back.
*like a good pua i open an adjacent set so when they come back im with a new set*

bad move, two fatties and two skinny ranch hands wrangling them.
*same opener*
if my original set would have come back they would have seen the new set of fatties and friends enjoying me with the same passion they do unlimited pancakes at ihop.

unfortunately the sexy latinas never returned :( i was really lighting up thier faces too! we even talked about yoga! and i knew some shit! i took a class! (just the kinda talk you'd expect from a guy who saw twilight right?)

after some moderate personal analysis i could see that:
-i never negged (fuck!) but i was making good progress without it.
- i used virtually no kino other than one or two shoulder pats
-I never isolated a target (they were both hot and i was having fun with em)
-I never phase shifted! (hey im a noob i didnt know the best way, come on.)

i've studied the shit and read almost all of the techniques but i cant get the kino/phase shift shit right. openrs and attraction building seems to come easy for me but the next steps are sticky as a mofo.

i really needa see some live demo's hit me up if yall can help.

anyone have any suggestions for kino escalation and when to number close and/or escalate?

like i said im brand new and all advice will be greatly appreciated

xoxo, SaladSpoon
Last edited by SaladSpoon on Sat Aug 28, 2010 4:36 am, edited 1 time in total.
...and i was like "emiliooooooooo!!!!"
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Re: FR pop culture pick up and fuck up for noobs like me

Postby SaladSpoon » Sat Aug 28, 2010 4:31 am

also,
i had excellent body language and energy:
-subtly reciprocating their smiles
-only turning toward them once they opened up more
-never pecked and spoke at a comfortable tone while keeping my routines as concise as possible but smootly leading into next routine.

appeared to be the leader:
-called my friend over and introduced him as a great guy who had been talking up people all nite
-told my other friends where to sit

appeared relaxed, energetic, generally enjoying myself and meeting new people

i looked great: well groomed, fitted clothes, and im pretty muscular so i filled em out well.

------tryin to give up as many details as possible so you guys can more accurately critique me.

please be brutal.
no lube required or desired.
...and i was like "emiliooooooooo!!!!"
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