FR: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[Gamble]

I got punched in the head last night. By a gay guy. And I laughed at him.

lmao, more about that in a minute.

Well, me and Gearz went out to the gay bar last night. (And for those of you who don't know me, no, I'm not gay.) We went out there with his gay friend to sarge the strait women. About halfway through the night our gay friend has a stalker. This guy would not leave him alone. So Gearz, our lesbian friends, and I made this guy go away, but he kept rearing back to punch somebody and then he would stop. He said somethin about how he would rock any of our faces and I called him out. I was like dude, you've pulled back four times and you still haven't hit anyone. Then he punched me and all I could do is laugh because it was the weakest punch I've ever taken. I almost was embarrassed for him. Then he got kicked out.

After that little bit of hilarity, we started sarging again. I got a number close from this little HB8 with too much glitter on her face, and I got a drink bought for me by another girl. I danced with the lesbians and then we all left together. I ended up following the lesbians back to their place and we started drinking again.

Everything was moving so smoothly, so perfectly, then I just fuckin blew it... I don't know what the fuck happened... We were giving each other massages and then one of them went into the living room to talk to their roommates and me and the other one ended up going in there too. So much for that. I ended up getting home at 6 in the morning. I had a lot of fun despite my failure at the end of the night. On second thought, I still consider that a success compared to a year ago. I could never have made it into two lesbians bedroom and know that both of them wanted to fuck me a year ago.

[Gearz]

Well done last night. It was a very dead scene but you certainly made the best out of it.

Personally I kind of locked up, not sure if it was nerves, or exhaustion from the previous two very late nights, but no matter what it was I really bombed out of sets. I never found my usual high energy persona and just seemed to choke on words when speaking. Of the 8 or so sets I did open last night 5 were lesbians and the other 3 all had boyfriends (or so they said). I'm not to the point yet where I feel comfortable trying to escalate with a woman I know is taken... Overall it was a major fail night for me, but I didnt go without learning a few things to look out for in the future.

The gay fighter hit me 3 times in the back before he went for your head. I honestly thought it was people bumping in to me while were walking outside. It's retarded that he can do that shit but if we hit him its called a hate crime and we end up in a cell for the night.

[phathack]

Always take the attitude that if the woman's not shutting you down escalate.
Most of the time the Boyfriend is nothing more than a excuse.
If she actually has a boyfriend and their relationship is solid she will reactivity shoot you down, you wont be able to build any attraction, it will be obvious that shes not interested in you at all.

[Scoundrel]

I think I know where you blew it. The one chick left so you and the other one could be alone. You should have stayed and fucked her. But, you were greedy and wanted a threesome didn't you?

[Gamble]

Indeed. But the one that left was the "guy" of the relationship, so if she had of walked in on me fucking her girl I might have gotten into another fight, lol... Oh well, if I ever see em again, I think I'll get my threesome...

[Serendipitous]

Gamble, how much time had passed from the time you started the massage to when one of the girls got up and left?

[bigdprince]

Indeed. But the one that left was the "guy" of the relationship, so if she had of walked in on me fucking her girl I might have gotten into another fight, lol... Oh well, if I ever see em again, I think I'll get my threesome...

This is hilarious... I don't think I would have worried about getting in a fight with a lesbian girl.... just sayin.

But, remember... that lesbians often have OPEN relationships. To her it might have been cheating for her GF to mess with another girl... but, with you... just messing around.

I'm curious.. what kept you from escalating... like kissing or finding out if she wanted to mess around? It sounds like you just let it go...