FR: Fat chicks... yay or nay?

[achilles]

Okay, so I went out with Lucky and Alger tonight and it was technically only my 2nd time out in field with the intent of sarging so bare with me. I don't have any friends where I live that are into or even aware of the community so sarging is pretty tough. My biggest sticking point is definitely trying to come up with an opener but after that its usually pretty smooth sailing. So without further ado, my first field report.

I'm at the Barnes & Noble waiting for Lucky to show up and honestly I don't know what to expect; I met Gamble the night before for what was technically my 1st real sarge ever and although he was a really cool guy we didn't really accomplish much which I blame on the fact that his stomach was about to have a seizure, seriously I thought he was either gonna die or have an alien burst out of him... glad it wasn't either. So, all in all I consider tonight my first “real” sarge. I meet up with Lucky and we talk some game and share some past history and eventually meet up with Alger, like Gamble all in all really cool guys. We head to the library and after checking the place out (which was dead as balls) we decide to play a game of pool while we wait for the place to start bumpin. Finally people start showing up and we finish our game (Lucky by the way lost twice in one game, don't know how that happens). Alger heads downstairs and Lucky and I hang back and talk some more game specifically openers which I consider a rough spot in my game. Theres a table w/ a three set of girls behind us and Lucky says to me, “alright man, I'm gonna go to the restroom and when I get back you better be over there talking to those girls then I'll join in...” to which I reply, “uh...ok...” So I approached and it went something like this:

Me: “Hi!, so my friends went to go get a drink and I figured I'd come hang out with you guys in the meantime.”

Them: “Yeah!, that's cool grab a seat!”

They seemed really enthused so I took it as an IOI and went from there, I was wearing my buddy holly glasses which they got a kick out of, and they ended up trying em on and the target and I took a couple of pictures together. Lucky and Alger come back. I introduce them and we all hit it off. I told my “Clown Out in the Middle of Nowhere” story and it hit pretty hard except that it felt like I was just telling it to the target who was really digging me but I felt like I should have been engaging the obstacles a bit more. They leave to go to the rest room promising to come back and I figure its over. Its just Alger and me (Lucky ended up going back downstairs to find another set ) and we talk about nothing really waiting to see if the set comes back and to my surprise they do. The Target who was arguably an HB9 and I head downstairs arm in arm to get some more drinks, I try to go from arm in arm to holding hands but when her hand felt weak like she wasn't feeling it so I threw it down, she asked, “why are you trying to hold my hand?” I said, “ it was getting kinda cramped with all these people here, just trying to make sure you don't get lost on the way to the bar” or something to that extent. Once we're back to the original table we keep on talking, mostly fluff with a couple more stories of mine thrown in and I invite them all to a party at Lucky's next weekend that I made up on the spot. We exchange numbers and she says her name is “NOT spelled STEPHANIE, its Stefany” or something stupid like that. they mention they're going to the vault and we end up splitting ways after a few more laughs and some more small talk..

As Alger and I are heading downstairs, another three set comprised of a couple of chunky girls comes up and asks, “are y'all sitting there?” I say, “why? Did y'all want to sit with us?” they reply, “haha, well if you want” I say, “alright alright let's go y'all don't seem TOO creepy...” Alger, myself and the three set sit down and we start talking Lucky comes back up and joins us and I throw in my clown story again, it hits, and they mention they want to go to Bar 9, at least thats what I think it was, we bounce and as we're headed out about a block down Lucky opens a moving 2 set and I come in soon after and join in, once they walk off we look around and the fat chick's were gone! “WHERE DID THEY GO?!” asks Lucky,”I don't know they just vanished! “ I tell him. Alger lost sight of them too and there we are alone in the middle of the sidewalk fat chickless. We decide to go ahead and hit up bar 9 to see if its on. We show up and it seems like a really nice place but next thing I know we're headed up the stairs and the place looks like a whore house! I felt like I was about to try to score some meth or something. We jet and hit up Fat Daddy's instead.

By this time some time has lapsed and I'm feeling the energy we built up start to fizz away and opening is becoming hard again, Lucky and I go outside and he mentions he sees a change in my demeanor and then this older women I would have guessed about 26-28 or so (turns out she was actually 31) is outside smoking a cigarette by herself and I figure fuck it let's do it. I approach and ask her for a light I sit next to her and the set pretty much opened itself, we talk about age for a bit and she mentions she has a kid, I tell her I love kids and run a modified cotton candy routine I took from mystery. Basically, you like pink cotton candy but try the blue and turns out they taste the same! But instead I added something about taking my niece to a carnival and that I had pink and she blue and when I had this realization she just looked at me with a look that said, “what am I doing with you?...” pretty harsh coming from a five year old. She cracks up and within a few minutes she's all over me then I realize she's a little tipsy. But, I have no shame and I bring her over to our table to introduce her to to Lucky. We make more small talk and she tries to kiss me, I tell her that kiss was weak and offer an opportunity to try again, this time I get put a little more of myself into it and she compliments me on my kissing, I let her know I'm good at a lot of things...she cuts me off and says I know... ok so she's pretty thrown but we move over to a less populated section of the patio and we make out a bit and exchange numbers she mentions she has to catch up with her friends which kinda sucked because I was just about to mention she should so I could be the one that “walks away” but whatever.

Lucky is with me at the table again just after having played the five question game and amazingly enough lost. Then as Lucky and I are about to head back in two girls approach us and ask me for a cigarette so I figure I'll make them work for one of the ones I snatched from the older woman from before (not on purpose, she left em behind and I saw no sense in wasting them). I tell them they can have one if they use their womanly tactics to find us a light, they oblige and now Lucky, myself, and these two girls have a four set going on I thrown in another story, my tequila bottle and pocket protectors story, and it hits we're all laughing we end up meeting they're friends. I invite them to Lucky's imaginary party and suggest we exchange numbers, but the girl I'm talking to mentions she has a boyfriend and he might not like that, to which I simply rolled my eyes and walked away. Lucky followed behind and we went upstairs to meet up with Alger.

While sitting waiting for Alger Lucky points out a 2 set to me and tells me to go for it by now I'm completely desensitized and say “right on!” I buy a drink first then go in and it goes something like this:

Me: “So I've got just a minute I need to meet back up with my friend but we were talking about ties earlier and I was wondering what do you girls think about guys with ties?” I was wearing a bright red tie by the way.

Them:”That tie is hot!” “yeah it is”

Me: “What makes it so hot”

Them:”Red's hot!” "Yeah!, it sticks out"

Me: "so what if I wore a Blue tie?"

Them: "nah, stick with red it looks really good on you"

then I just took it from there with "I see so what are y'all celebrating today?" Turns out they were there for their 50 year old friend's birthday party. I insisted they introduce me to her and try to hook me up. They laughed and we were hitting it off pretty well until one of their Husbands and the other's boyfriend came along and started to wreck it. I engaged them shook their hands and introduced myself lightly negged the girls but decidded to eject and told them I needed to meet back up with my friend but I'd be back later to meet the birthday girl, they laughed. Then we decided to call it a night and jet.

2 numbers and a make out session, although I don't count the make out because it wasn't really that much of a challenge more of a fool's mate I guess. By the way earlier in the night I sent a text to the girl from the first set, “sup STEPHANIE so how's the vault?” I should have put more thought into it but oh well.

So where should I go from here the first girl never replied to my text and I have a feeling the milf I made out with might figure I just want sex since we made out pretty quick and I remember hearing lovedrop say something about how “making out with a girl is easy but once you do you wreck your chances of ever sleeping with you because now she knows or at least is going to think you're just out for sex.” Anyway if I call the first girl after she didn't respond to my text am I going to look clenchy or did I send the text too soon and make myself look clenchy already, and how do I hit up the milf without her flaking out on me?

I apologize if this report is pretty vague but I wanted to put it up pretty quick so I could get some feedback on where to go now, and I really didn't give Lucky and Alger enough credit they helped out quite a bit and did well in their own sets but I just wanted to mention everything from my standpoint.

[Alger]

I think you might of got the name "Stephanie" wrong since I don't recall a Stephanie there and that is why she might of not responded. Also, because we left them too fast, or maybe she was just having an anti-slut defense. Either way since it was only your second night in the PUA frame I think you did damn good! I think the hardest thing after that come consistency.

[achilles]

You're right it wasn't Stephanie, but I did have the name right because I made sure to mispell it in the text. Maybe I should have called her Stephanie or some other girls name and played it off like I texted the wrong person.

[Lucky9]

Ya man I got like 4 numbers , I dont remember any names to any of the girls because we talked to sooo many chicks, it was crazy. I thought that girl was Lauren that your saying is Stephanie but shit Im probablly wrong. That MILF wont stop texting me though man, the one I was talking to down at the bar. All in all it was a good night...Thats how it should be, going out to have a good time...but on the calling subject calling is good with persistance as long as your not needy about it.

Calling: Call her if no answer wait 2 or 3 days if you call again and she doesnt answer I would maybe try once more or delete her out of the phone, you can leave a message but make sure it can catch her attention to get a callback.

Texting: ONLY TEXT TO SET UP A DATE OR HANG OUT

1. Keep it short and open with something funny, Scoundrel put up a reply to someones post with a ton of texting openers that work great.

2.After you send a text dont send another until you get a reply no matter how long you have to wait and generally make her wait the same amount of time on the text back.

3.Never ask more than one question at a time.

Hope this helps....P.S. FAT CHICKS = NAY FOR ME

[achilles]

Thanks man I'll try a search for scoundrel's post.

[Lucky9]

Sorry man I forgot to put it in...I got busy and just submitted my post here it is

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