So I promised myself I would never write a lay report. I guess I lied to myself...or my values about sex are changing...one or the other. I'll let you decide.
This lil girl next door type that I started gaming online. Sent me her number. She's very cute, I'm not gonna lie and say she's a 10, but I'd give her a solid 7 and wouldn't be ashamed to say I made her scream my name. =)
So I started texting her last night while I was at work.
side note: I hate my damn job...and if have a bead on a 9-5 computer type job- I will download so much info in to your brain you could bang a nun at Sunday school and have her call you the next day...and now back to our regularly scheduled perversion.
She was a little stand offish at first I kept trying to escalate. Shit test, escalate, shit test. She did let me escalate but she would try to jack my frame every time I did. I've found that this is a sign that she wants me and every time it happens I end up with a lay.
RS: I don't know who your boyfriend is but... he's not spanking you enough.
HB: lol no boyfriend but I do love spankings !!!!!
RS: you know what I think would be hot? If you were my secret lover, I mean there is nothing sexier than a calm cool collected out side and a bubbling turmoil of lust inside. We could sneak off when no ones looking. =)
HB: secret???!!! Are you married?
RS: nnnoooooo!!!!!! And no gf either...but I have a couple of girls that would be really mad to hear me say that. I just think it's hot.
HB: I'm nobodies secret. I'm so good you'll wanna tell everyone!
RS: oh I'm sorry I just thought that was your fantasy....what is your fantasy?
She ignored the question and we fluffed for a couple of minutes. Finally I get it out of her.
HB: I want to have sex with a couple.
Ok I thinking yeah we could make that happen . =D
RS: oh! Is that it? It's cool I'm not judgmental. I thought you were gonna say you liked to poop on peoples chests or something gross like that.
(pause)
HB: and I liked to be choked.
(pause)
HB: and I like anal
RS: That's hot. You're so sexy, You're making me hard.
(pause)
RS: so are you touching yourself yet? =)
HB: yes!!!! Want a picture?
So she sends me the picture of her pussy with a dildo in it. At this point in the interaction I'm trying to decide how much I really need my job. Then unfortunately maslows pyramid wins and I realize I need to eat more than fuck.
I tell her I want come see her when I get off work at 6am and she tells me that she has to go to church at nine. I just said well we could just hang out for a hour or something. I'll cook breakfast. She finally agrees and gives me her address.
So at 6:30 I get to her place and she answers the door in her pj's. Little snoopy pants and pink fuzzy slippers. Adorable.
I gave her a hug to test how tense she was. She was really relaxed. So I slid my cheek next to hers and whispered I've been thinking about you all night. She squeezed me a little tighter and I just drug my face forward and started making out with her. I spun her around and pushed her against the entry way pulling her hair. Rubbing against what turned out to be in the top five of nicest asses I've ever banged. Clothes flew off. And she rode the OH train. =)
Greatest morning ever,
Rockstar
Ps yes alger this is abridged...for sake of not turning into a PR(porn report)