I'm feeling particularly confident and since it's the day time, I figured we should go to Nordstrom to check out the scenery.
Since I'm in a good mood, I'm flirting with the old shoe sales woman. Then I see an acquaintance of mine: actually a girl my roomate's been trying to hook up with. Let's call her T.
"Hey! How're ya? What're you doing here?"
"This girl's really into me and her birthday's coming up but I wanted to get her something that says "Just friends." I tried Victoria Secret but apparently that was a bad idea." (credit: MY)
Why does this work so well:
1. It gives me a reason to be in the woman's section of the store, where all the girls are.
2. It shows I'm preselected b/c there's a girl that's interested in me
3. It shows that I'm the selector b/c I'm not interested in her
4. It shows that I'm a good person b/c I'm thoughtful about her upcoming birthday
T chuckles. She's not my type (not brazilian and 5'10), so I decide to play with it a little bit.
We fluff, I ask her about what she was doing here & where she works. We fluff for 5 minutes and then I acknowledge the situation (always deal with the logistics)
"Hey, you work in the women's department upstairs. I don't want to get you in trouble with your boss so let's go up and then you can pretend to work while we chat. And then you can also introduce me to your hot coworkers."
I like to verbalize this stuff b/c I don't like to lead girls on (I verbalize that I'm not interested in her but still like her company) and I also have no qualms about my sexuality (hit on her hot coworkers).
We go upstairs, there's a cute blonde helping some customers.
"Hey, she's cute. Introduce me."
The couple she's helping go to the changing room and T brings over the cute blonde.
I give her the exact same schpeal. She's laughing and helping me out a lil and we start to vibe but the couple comes back and she's sucked in.
Sometimes you can't control logistics.
So I fluff with T for a lil bit, and I try to pawn her off on C but she's not interested.
Finally, I decide it's time for a drink so I say my goodbyes and walk away.
C & I are 10 steps away from her and then she runs up and says "Hey, I don't have your #."
"Oh ok."
I exchange digits and then we bounce.
Over the next 2 weeks I txt her when I'm bored and invite her out. My roomate tried pretty hard to get her (several dinner dates, appointments, and she would flake 80% of the time). She was head over heels for this French African acrobat who dumped her. And it made me think very lowly of her b/c I hate flakey people. So, when I would invite her to places it would just be "hey we're going dancing tomorrow at X." and then I would forget about it since in my mind, I categorized her in the non-dependable person category.
I never kept track of when she showed up or when she didn’t but it felt like she showed up invariably at some point in the night every time. I also ended up accidentally leaving her at various venues since I didn't keep track of her specifically; when we were at a venue, I felt that she would flirt extra hard with the guys around. I wasn't really interested so I would actively help out the dude and kinda fuck with them a lil. "Nah bro, we're not together. Go at it and tap that ass." or "nah, I'm not fucking her. Have at it." and after they left I'd talk to her and debrief: "How was he? What did you think? Hot? He seemed cute. Maybe a lil shy in the sack."
I put all of this out there to contrast what I did versus what my roomate did:
Him:
Dinner dates, multiple repeated hangouts and plans, chasing this girl for a couple of months.
Me:
Never preplanned anything, just invited her out to where we were going to be. Only hung out 11 pm - 2 am.
3 weeks later, she met me and a lot of our friends out; we had a good night and an afterparty with 10 people.
After much drinking and rockband, we left the afterparty at 5 am.
T: "Aite, well I gotta make the 50 minute drive home. Fuck, I have to work at 10 am."
I'm a little horny but at this point in my life, for me to actively game, I either have to
a. Like like the chick OR
b. Find her to be my type OR
c. Have her game me
So I'm still on the fence about whether to hook up with her or not; but, chick does not need to drive 50 minutes @ 5 am only to wake up at 8 am to come to make the long drive back.
Me: "Well, u can crash at my place."
T: "no, it's okay."
Me: "nah, don't be stupid. That's too long of a drive. Come on."
T: *some excuse*
Me: * I give her the look of "are you retarded?"
T: "oh ok."
This isn't game; this is just being honest. Any sane person would realize the sheer stupidity of making a 2 hour drive to get 1 hr of sleep.
So, we get to my pad, we go to my room (roomate's out of the country; btw, he's given up on her so it was legit. My rule: never fuck up other people's lives)
We fluff for a bit….and we're rolling around in the bed and finally, I decide I want to tap that.
She gives some token resistance, I say "sko'". I know she wants it…bad.
Escalate physically, hands up her skirt, then I slow it down. Start to take off her clothes, she gives more token resistance.
T: "…what about your roomate?"
M: "it's coo."
T: "I feel terrible and guilty.
M: "you should."
T: "WHAT?" play slaps me
M: "'skoo"
T: "That means you're horrible too."
M: "nope."
T: "why?"
M: "I didn't cocktease him for 3 months when I was into another guy."
T: *mouth gaping open*
All the time I'm saying this, I'm saying it with zero malice; I'm not angry at her or judging her and I'm also not trying to make her feel better. I'm just telling her what's on my mind and my perspective of the whole situation. I don't feel bad about it b/c I know my roomate's cool with it (it helps to surround yourself with nonjealous and positive people; the type of people who think, "if it's not gonna be me, atleast one of my friends then). If she feels bad about it, then she should feel bad about it. What also happens is that it shows I'm not needy at all. Most guys would've tried to logically rationalize their way through this token LMR and then BAM sexual tension gone. I tell her straight up what the situation and I'm not sugar coating it b/c I'm outcome independent.
I kiss her and then it's on. No more shy "oooh, I dunno, we shouldn't do this" vibe. We're going at it, she flips me around slams me to the floor and turns into a beast.
I bust out the camera. We take some pics.
We're drunk and horny, I slip a finger in her ass, and she's shocked and surprised, but I say "'Skoo" (my favorite new phrase. Credit: Brad-)
2 condoms and 3 holes later, we pass out.
