My first 20 min in Ft. Worth

[Dax]

I just reach the “Ft. Worth City Limit” sign with one thing on my mind…finding a place to live. I had exactly 1 week to move my entire life to the DFW…minus my friends, family, and all the cool parts of it of course. I locate my school and begin looking at nearby apartments. I immediately spot 2 really nice places.

So I go inside the first, only to be greeted by HB-glasses…who was an 8.5 with a superb ass and a look of sophistication. It would take a little more than an 8.5’s ass to make me sign a lease at the 1st apt complex I came to, so I begin to ask questions. I found it quite amusing that sarging can be so far in the depths of your mind, yet take over your brain processes in a matter of minutes. I can’t pat myself on the back for this internalization yet though…

As she answers my questions about their amenities and such, I begin threading in real-life questions. She seemed excited to shift the convo from business to personal curiosity. Her body language went from executive behind desk to school girl with her elbows on the desk. We were having solid conversation…but we all know this is an easy feat when hired guns are involved. Afterall, they are being paid to entertain us…right?

So we begin with small talk and I start to pepper out a few negs to gauge her response…very positive. I neg her about being in charge and how I’m not into bossy gals (HER: “look at this floorplan, let’s go look at this, go out on the patio, check-out the weight room”)…she laughed and teased me about following her commands.

ME: “I can’t live here…we just wouldn’t get along…I would have to find out when you were working and totally avoid the office…it would be a mess”

HBglasses: “oh yeah, I would make your life a mess if you avoided me…fines, more fines, then eviction”

ME: “There you go being bossy again…your lucky I like this place or you would have already ran me off”

She was being very responsive and flirtatious…I began asking questions about the night life…and hinted at the fact that the city might be a flop. She was politely defensive and told me I needed to find the right people to show me around. I just told her that I was picky about my company and how much of an influence this initial “tour guide” would be (not mentioning the possibility of it being her) and she immediately took offense…said she wouldn’t steer me in the wrong direction.

ME: “Whoa…are you inviting yourself to take me around town?...smile…I’m gonna need you to send me a resume or something…told you I was picky about my company” …laughs…

HBglasses: “ I think you’re the one who is supposed to be filling out an application…by the way, are you even going to live here”

ME: “That’s a good question, this is the 1st place I’ve checked out…I have only been in the city for like 20 minutes”…blah blah blah…

She goes on talking about the other complexes, trying to sell me on theirs…and I insist on leaving and looking for myself…avoiding the possible gold digging trap. I leave my contact info and jet.

I sign a lease at another location that evening (after looking at like 7 places). She calls me that night at 9:30pm, which was very surprising, and I tell her the news. Her positive words and the tone of her voice didn’t miss a beat (very refreshing)…and she reminded me that still I needed to be broken into the city. I agreed, but I was too tired after driving and all. I will now follow up on this…very nice intro to the new city.