LR: Boobies!

[brad p.]

Was down in Alabama last week. Birmingham to be exact. This is a GREAT place to game, I always get really good results there. In this case, I had gone like a week without sarging or getting laid, so I was out with a purpose!

When I follow my process and run my game right, I can reasonably expect to get laid more than half the nights I go out, so I was feeling good about this night. My hotel was only a few blocks from the bar district, I had the whole night free. Everything was logistically sound on my end.

As usual the process would be:
1. run 3 warmup sets
2. generate attraction in multiple sets
3. investigate logistics of all interested girls
4. # close girls with bad logistics or judgmental peer groups
5. focus on the girl I deem the best candidate in terms of overall interest in me, my interest in her, and her logistics for the same-day-lay.
6. run my normal game: heavy attract material by default, then calibrate everything to the girl and her vibe.

First set was on the street in front of a bar/restaurant. I hadn't chosen a venue yet, but I saw some girls on the street, so I opened with "Hey you guys know anyplace around here where I can get cotton candy this time of night?" The target girl immediately grabbed my arm. There was kino before there was conversation so I kinoed her back of course. We talked about cotton candy a bit, and I said how in NYC you can get it anytime. Interest was high, but she had like 6 girls with her. They invited me to the next bar with them. They were all cool, but I didn't like the logistics much....and it was just my first warm up set, so I wanted to check what else was around. I # closed, she wrote her # on a ping pong ball. That's weird. Fun girl.

Next set- I go into a bar and walk through the place, getting IOIs from a blond. I walk up and say hi. (If the IOI is really big I sometimes don't run a canned opener.) The girl says "You don't look like you're from around here" and that seemed to be a big part of the appeal. She had a girl with her and a guy with her. 3 minutes in the other girl said something like "If you have $5 on you this girl will give you a blowjob in the bathroom.." Just when I think I've seen it all, a chick comes out with something like that. I was a bit stunned but I tried to play it cool. I chalked it up to her just having fun and possibly testing me to see if I'm sexually needy or socially too reactive. I kind of laughed it off and changed the subject cause it seemed like a trap. the target girl acted like she didn't hear it at first, but then when I realized she did I said "Ok who's pimping who out here?" to incite a dominance struggle between the girls. I also brought the guy in on it and asked him "are you the pimp and she's just the pimp in training?" So everyone was laughing at this point and I think I had turned around a weird situation into something fun. Then a 2nd guy enters the set. He seems to be an orbiter of my target girl. He's super lame, so I'm not too worried. He's froze out of the set, trying to crack little jokes in the background. I give him some polite fake laughter, but the chick is SO hating him. She actually gave him this pretty mean blowoff where she put her hand on his face and just pushed it hard away from her. Ouch!

At this point I was losing interest. Her orbiter was so lame that it made me think she had low standards. Then the way she was embarrassing him made me thing she was maybe a little insecure or socially weird. The whole situation was getting a bit weird, but she really wanted to hang out so I took her # down and split. I'm so not impressed with girls who use orbiters. I know almost all girls do it, but I think it shows a lack of pride to be leading on a bunch of dorks to boost your own ego all the time. So I was losing respect for her.

I remember the days when I had to make sure I was the one not being socially awkward. Now I've gotten it down to the point where women who are socially awkward and standing out like a sore thumb to me and I'm trying not to roll with them, even if they're hot.

Now at this point in the night the sets were absolutely FLYING open. I attribute this to the fact that I don't look like I'm from there and my clothes were really cool. The guys in Alabama dress pretty bad. People are literally out in the bar with a sweatshirt on. Not even a hoodie, just a straight up Champion sweatshirt from Marshalls.

I decide to scout around for a new spot. I see girls sitting on a bench. I walk over and do a bit of a hovering period to check if they're hot and see what's their vibe. Then I was like "uh oh, I think I'm hovering..." So I decided to go in to at least get some directions to what else was around. Again, the set was flying open. They immediately started throwing IOIs. "You're not from here....what are you doing here....are you in a band?....hey look he has those 2 ass dimples on his lower back, that is so hot!...are you a stripper?...."

I just completely held out on them. I wouldn't give them any info on why I was in town. I just teased them and deflected all the questions. This compounded the attraction quite a bit. About 15 minutes in they really thought I was a stripper so I went with that. I told them I was a stripper and they wanted a pole dance so I started dancing on a light post and they all started putting dollar bills down my pants.

There were 3 girls of varying degrees of hotness. They were like 19. I had my eye on the hottest one and I asked what her shirt said. She pulled back her coat and like a sign from above the shirt said "I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND." And she really did, it wasn't a joke shirt, so I decided not to game her. It's one thing to game a girl who has a placeholder BF or is about to dump a guy, but I don't want to break up any happy couples. It's bad karma. So I targeted the 2nd hottest one. this girl- http://new.photos.yahoo.com/datinggurub ... 73897147/1

I did the "Are you nervous"game (see my T/T post) and I ended up rubbing 2 girls pussies within the first 15 minutes of being in the set.

A friend of mine joined us and I ended up venue changing them from the street back to the hotel. As usual, I used Dance Dance Revolution as the premise for venue change. So far every girl who has set foot on my home version of DDR has gotten fucked within an hour. In this case it didn't happen, but this is the first time it failed me, and I did get a near 3some even in this case.

So we get back to the hotel. The hot one gets freaked out that we are walking into a hotel room and she splits and goes home. The other 2 were unaffected by her, which is very unusual. That can blow the whole thing, but they were under my spell. My friend split and left me with the 2 girls.

I started a massive pillow fight with the girl I wanted, HBglasses. Bfriend giggled and took pictures. They put the pics on myspace, so I got a nice action shot for ya-
http://new.photos.yahoo.com/datinggurub ... 74472282/0
Right now I'm using a lot of this rough playful stuff for getting girls hot.

That's been working great. It knocks out ASD and LMR by completely disengaging the girl's logic. They've never been in a situation like that before. They get super heated up and they didn't even see it coming. Most guys do some smooth moves like YAWN--->PUT ARM AROUND GIRL. They're ready to resist something like that. But who's going to resist my playfighting?

In this case I was doing it with the other girl still there. I will fuck this girl right in front of her friend given the chance. I know that sounds ridiculous, but that was where my head was at. I've fucked girls while their friends wait outside in the living room at times, so I don't see obstacles where most people would.

Then I did the Are You Nervous game again. I was rubbing both their pussies and they were rubbing my cock. They took it farther than expected and pulled my pants down asking "Are you nervous now?" I said "Wow I didn't think you'd really do it." They started staring at my cock and getting all turned on. I started wacking it, but that was a little over the line and they wanted to take me to some tourist spot called "The Vulcan." So off we went. Again we got there and they were grabbing my cock. Again I started wacking it a bit and that kicked in the ASD. There were cops driving by so we decided to get out of there. I ran a few routines in the car and told them to take me somewhere rural so we could see the stars. We drove forever! In the car I had the friend take out her tits and I started squeezing them from the back seat. Those tits were HUGE! but she was a bit too heavy for me so that's why I wasn't into her. It does me no harm to play with those tits though. Then I started playing with HBglasses tits also, while she was driving. It's was fucking crazy.

We drove for another 15 minutes and I was playing with titties the whole way. I know it sounds like a weird scene. I was sitting in the back reaching up front for the boobs.

We finally get to a rural area and we go to the park. We're in a batting cage and I have both girls tits out and I'm wacking it a bit when HBglasses says "Hey would you like some of my magic spit?" Then she SLIMED ME! She dropped a big gooshy glob of spit right on my cock. 3 minutes later she told me to tittie fuck the other girl. I said OK and I did it for a bit. But I didn't want to blow a load, I wanted to wait. The girls were giving me some resistance so I decided we should leave. I pushed it as far as I can, but it's not going any farther and I don't want to be too pushy.

On the way back I suck on the friends tits for a bit, then I do a simultaneous escalation of the 2 girls. I know that sounds unusual, so I'll explain. I suck one girls tits, then I rub her pussy a bit. Then I kiss the other girls neck for a bit, then do dirty talk with the first girl, then the second, and so on. Not only do they get aroused from the direct stimulation, they are getting aroused by watching what I do to the other girl.

We're nearing the hotel so I tell them to come up to the room cause I want to see their myspace pages. HA I've reversed the anti-seductive distraction of myspace and turned it into BAIT. See my previous "Laundry Room" LR for the problems I was having with myspace. We end up back at the hotel and I throw both of them on the bed. HBfriend throws the veto. Straight up ASD shit. "No we can't do this., etc." I attempt to re-escalate HBglasses in the bathroom 4 minutes later, she says she wants to fuck me REALLY bad, but not with her friend there. I was getting very frustrated with the situation and I showed some signs of frustration and I try never to do that. I told HBfriend "You're the worst cockblocker I've ever met in my life." But I immediately was able to get control of that and correct the situation.

You should never show signs of sexual desperation or frustration to any woman EVER. It's in poor taste. It will get you NOWHERE. Even in a situation like this where you've been playing with 4 boobs for well over an hour you should do everything you can to control those emotions.

Anyway, HBglasses said she couldn't wait to fuck me tomorrow. I told her it's gonna be great. I walked them out and it was all good.

She texted me like 5 more times saying how she was gonna fuck my brains out. We talk the next day and she's planning to come by at 8pm. All good. By 8:45 she did not show up so I went out to start over again.

Here's the deal with this flake-out- yes I know it's out of the blue and that's really disappointing cause she was in the bag for sure, but this is what we sign up for. There's gonna be flakes. It'll happen when you least expect it. 19 year old girls are HIGHLY UNSTABLE. Furthermore, young attractive American women are some of the most inconsiderate people who have ever walked the earth. I know this. I accept this fact, and I fuck lots of them cause it's fun. Every once in a while I get a flake, so I'll take the good with the bad. Besides, there's fish a jumpin' in Alabama.

I walk down to a resteraunt to get my head straight and have some food before I begin to repeat the same process as last night. Again, the plan is-
1. run 3 warmup sets
2. generate attraction in multiple sets
3. investigate logistics of all interested girls
4. # close girls with bad logistics or judgmental peer groups
5. focus on the girl I deem the best candidate in terms of overall interest in me, my interest in her, and her logistics for the same-day-lay.
6. run my normal game: heavy attract material by default, then calibrate everything to the girl and her vibe.

I KNOW there is no WAY I can get shut out 2 nights in a row.

Sure enough I'm sitting there not even ready to begin yet when I meet a new chick. I was giving some EC to the bartender chick, and then flirting with her a bit, and her friend ended up sitting next to me. She blows smoke in my face and then says "Oh I'm so sorry.." I say "Oh my GOD! What the HELL is going on here with this SMOKER CHICK! JEEZ!" She totally got the joke and it was ON.

I quickly determined that this was a good situation.
She is a bartender on her night off.
She's 5'10 and blond with big tits.
She's visiting her friend who's also a bartender.
She doesn't seem to have definite plans for the rest of the night.

I've had more than my fair share of bartender/waitress types so I know how they roll. These chicks are friends with all the other bar staff in town. They tend to know everyone. They party a lot. They are super fun. They often become FLOATERS. A floater is a girl who has a loose set of social engagements for the night, but she might just kinda wander around, she knows everyone so she can walk into any bar and be with friends. She doesn't need to cling to a huge pack of chicks for security.

On the downside, I know there will be orbiters and many peer groups to deal with.

I tell her I have to go meet someone for a concert. She's asking lots of questions about why I'm in town, etc just like the girls last night, but I play it mysterious. I tell her I'll call her when I'm done or maybe I'll stop by and grab her and we can hang out.

The main issue at this point is her friend the bartender, who is all issued up and dramatic. They had some kind of meeting in the freezer room of the bar where the bartender was going deeply into her emotional issues and getting advice from my target chick. This is normal for their relationship. What we have here is 2 really emotional women who are always crying on each others shoulders. So I'm looking to get out of there, let them do that, and then cruise back in when it's over. But there's problems on the horizon as HBbartender is talking about coming straight over to my girl's house after work. Hmmm, we'll see about that.

I walk over to the show, missed most of it. I go back to the hotel and kill some time. I call up my chick as I'm walking back to scoop her up, but no answer. I walk in and she's checking my message and she's real happy to see me. She's got 2 orbiters. One of them is an alpha biker dude with the helmet still in his hand. Not a problem as these Alabama dudes have no game. I pull her out of the bar and we're off.

Now I have to transition back to the hotel. I tell her my friends are at some other bar, let's go meet them. We go and they're not there. I say- damn they must be at the hotel bar. We go to the hotel and have a drink at the bar. I'm starting to set the bait. "Oh I gotta play you this song I wrote...I gotta show this picture from last time I was here, etc." She agrees to come up to the room, but as we're approaching the elevator she's getting hesitant. She gave me one of those "Please don't kill me" speeches which I interrupted and said "I was about to tell you the same thing." That's the good thing about equal rights. I have the right to fear for my safety around women when I'm alone with them in a hotel room. I created just enough confusion to get her up to the room.

Tip: do NOT get wrapped up in that shit when girls start saying "How do I know you're not a rapist" or "Please don't kill me in your hotel room." That's completely ridiculous. Just cut them off as quickly as possible and reverse it. Do not explain yourself or play into it like "I promise I'm not a serial killer..."

Once we're in I played the guitar for a few minutes. Then I went right into the rough playful kino again.

Threw her on the bed. We made out. LMR. Pillow fight. More rough kino.

From there we started making out again and I could tell she was going into an altered state. In this case it was me biting her neck that really sent her reeling. She was becoming DISOCCIATIVE. Now this is something that's been mentioned here and there, but I believe it deserves more discussion.

Why must women get completely detached from reality in order to experience sexual arousal in a situation like this? Well she had only met me a few hours ago. It flies in the face of her social conditioning. But at the same time it is everything she's always fantasized about. This is the INTENSITY of seduction. It's so forbidden...yet it's so exciting...you have to fight it....but you can't fight it. This is the frame you must understand if you want to get anywhere with these same day lays.

She stopped me and told me "Oh no, not the neck." She showed her cards. I knew she was getting insanely horny. So I stopped right there and let her cool out for like 5 minutes. She was saying something like "If we do this now, I'm going to be embarrassed and we won't hang out again." Buyers remorse warning. The must be met with total sexual comfort. "Yeah in most cases that's true, but in this case it's different because you know you've never met anyone like me before. I'm different than most guys and you never need to be embarrassed around me about anything."

The Pheromone Kid used to tell me this thing he'd say to girls, and I think it projects massive sexual comfort. It was something along the lines of "For the time that we're together, for the next 30 minutes or however long it is, you can say and act any way you want if it's going to make you feel good. If that means you need to tell me you love me over and over while I'm inside of you that's OK with me. If you need to laugh or cry or anything at all that's OK. This is our time and we can do whatever we want with it, even though we don't have as much time as we would like." So I sort of based what I said on that, although I didn't take it as far because I knew I'd see the girl the rest of the weekend. P Kid is often picking up these chicks in gas stations for a 1 nighter and he knows for sure he will never ever see them again, so it's a different deal.

After our little talk I re-escalated again. I did some serious dirty talking. She said "Not fair!" Clothes started coming off, she was trying to draw the line....she ended up blowing me and swallowing the load. Nice! After that I said "Well I guess that was a nice compromise." She said yes, and I knew I had averted the buyers remorse. This pull happened with under 60 minutes of interaction, so you have to make sure the girl is OK afterwards. By calling it a compromise I was implying that she had used a great deal of self control, hence she's not a slut.

Is everyone getting that? This is really important. It has to seem like she won. In her head it's like this:
no sex= she wins
sex= I win

So if she swallows my load, it's a compromise. Everybody wins! She was feeling good after I put this frame on it.

Now with that out of the way we were looking to actually head back to the bars and see if my friends really were around. That ways he could see I wasn't making shit up to get her back to the room, and we could have some fun and time distort a bit to get the full close later.

Sure enough, some of my friends were at jello wrestling in a bar. We hung out there a while, went and got a falafel, then went back to the hotel and had a great night of sex and relaxation.

I spent the rest of the weekend with that chick, I have to say it was an absolute blast. We fucked like crazy. She was awesome.

The deal with the other chick, HBglasses, is that she had some kind of traumatic thing happen to her the day we were supposed to hang out. She texted me when I was about to scoop the other chick up. I had texted her first something like "I guess you got too scared of my huge cock." She said it's not that, and I spoke to her the next day and she said she had been crying at her friend's job the whole day before. Like I was saying, HIGHLY UNSTABLE. I have no idea what happened but honestly I don't care. It would've taken her 5 seconds to call or text me she couldn't make it, but as I said, you can't assume your going to get common courtesy from people when you are in the habit of banging a bunch of cute young chicks like I am. If you expect common courtesy all the time you're in for a rude awakening.

I friended her on myspace a a few days later cause I'm not really mad about the whole thing. The 2nd chick I picked up was cuter anyway and really good in the sack. Now she's seeking attention from me here and there and I'm sure she's probably looking at my myspace page all the time. So maybe next time she'll get some from me. Like HBdj a few months back, flaky girls go into the booty call only category. I will put a banging on them if they make it very convenient for me, but I won't chase or do any extensive plans with them, and I won't give a shit about them unless they prove themselves reformed of all obnoxious behavior. In the coming week, all 3 chicks were talking to me and leaving comments on myspace, even the SHB one with the BF.

I'm going to ramble on about a few more things here that I've been thinking about lately. Maybe it should go in relationships, but you really don't feel like clicking around more do ya?

Traveling has been really fun, but picking up these chicks and bagging them so quickly is getting a bit repetitive right now. I'm looking forward to going back to NYC, and I'll be there in about 3 weeks.

I've been in the northeast a bit lately and so I've seen some of my MLTRs from NY. Man these chicks are WORKING ON ME! My HBvirgin with the DDs came out and chilled with me for a weekend. She's such a freaky girl for a virgin. We actually made a soft-core home made porn movie. It really looks like we're fucking, haha. She's thrusting on top of me with those huge tits bouncing all over the place. DAMN! Such a cool girl too.

Some of my other MLTRs are becoming models. One became a suicide girl, another did a shoot with some big celeb in a national magazine. That was the redhdead DJ chick from a few months back actually. I've got her pretty firmly into FB status right now, she just stayed with me for 3 days straight. I decided to try a different approach with her, which I'll describe here.

Brief review- this is the chick from "LR: promoter girl, tough pull." I remember some ASFers were big fans of this girl, haha. Bottom line is she's smoking hot, she's an ADD party chick, she's bipolar, bisexual, she's very high status and outshines all the other chicks around wherever we go. She's like an alpha-female. But she's super erratic, and she was prone to unexplainable crying episodes, so I put her on booty-call-only status. As the weeks went by, the booty calls didn't end up happening and she started dating my friend Promo. I didn't know they were dating, but I proceeded to fuck 2 of her party-girl friends. Both were phenomenal under-20-minute club pulls. Promo dumped her. Word got around that I had fucked her friends, and then I left town. The net affect was that my value in that peer group rose quite a bit. I banged the be-jesus out of all those chicks. It was some mindblowing sex. Then I became elusive. The subcommunication to HBdj was "hey if you're not going to behave yourself I can easily get any other girl. Your friends will get screaming orgasms, you'll get nothing, I'll get tons of pussy." Now keep in mind, there was never any conversation, never any words spoken, but we communicated through our actions.

OK fast forward a few months. She's becoming a rising star as a DJ and model. She's dating other guys, but she still can't forget about me. I call her 2 weeks before rolling through her area, but get no call back. She's flaky as usual. I blow in one more text message the day before I'm hitting jersey. Now all the sudden she wants to talk. We meet up. It's like nothing ever went wrong. The chemistry is electric! But I know I still have a head case on my hands so I'm looking to build compliance. I give her this little speech-

"I know that you've always liked me. And I think you are the sweetest, nicest girl ever. I know people think you're a bitch, and maybe it looks that way on the surface, but I think you are a caring wonderful person. Everything you do is for a good reason. Right now you're here because you care enough to drive all this way even though we've had a rocky ride. And those couple of times you didn't call me back, it was because you are a very loyal person and you don't call guys back when you're dating someone. It never bothered me for a second, because I know you would never intentionally be rude to me. You are the sweetest girl I know. I knew it the second I met you and you threatened to knock my teeth out."

She was getting all emotional. She said "Oh my god I think I'm gonna cry." Now remember this is the same girl I wrote about in my book. I asked her if she likes horses and she immediately asked "Do you like your teeth, cause I'm going to knock them out if you don't get away from me right now."

For the rest of the 3 days she was sweet as pie. The second day she even gave me a huge SOI, something like "When I first met you I wanted you as my boyfriend so bad, I was telling all my friends about you." I said 'no way!' Then she said "Yes, you can ask anyone, I was all about it. Then I found out you were the player of the year, but i still can't resist."

Ok this girl is extreme, and I kinda dig that. From here I strongly considered returning the SOI and telling her I considered making her my GF too. Actually I did consider it, but now that I know how erratic she is I don't think I'd consider it anymore. I was on the brink of returning the SOI a few times, but in the end I opted not to.

Why? Well that's just not how my game works. This girl should go home wondering whether she has a chance with me or not. She should stay up at night thinking about it and she should ask her friends what they think. She should write to Dear Abby because she's just looking for any evidence that we're going to have a relationship. That's how my game works. Then we'll hang out more in the future and we'll always have a great time.

To return the SOI would have eliminated all the confusion. She'd know she has me. Then she'd get high GF expectations and from there it's hard to have a good time. You either get into some stressful relationship or you have a disappointed chick on your hands. Girls can NOT move backwards once you express any interest in a serious relationship. They will cling to that idea and they'll never fully accept any other arrangement, even if the other arrangement is more fun and better for everyone. It's more fascinating if she's not sure.

In reality if I did want a GF I'd make her earn it and keep her in suspense over the course of months and months. So this girl would have a long way to go to be considered GF material.

But wow what a weekend it was. She was doing my errands for me, driving me around, and I took some awesome pics of her blowing me and taking a load to the face. Nice!! This girl is so intense in bed. Really phenomenal. Can't wait to go back to NY!

Brad P.