Okay so very often alone and eat there. One would think this is DLV... Last week I was there, and this damn girl, the waitress sits down and starts talking to me...
For those of you who don't know, I'm a bit eccentric. I bring my own low-carb tortilias, I order something that isn't on the menu (it is cheaper to get sides of chicken & beef and create my own meal), and I bring my own Coke Zero and have them bring me a glass of ice. Furthermore, I'm a bit picky...
She goes on and on, and I recognize IOI after IOI...she is very attractive, but I don't really want her, especially after she mentions she has a boyfriend. She is sitting there talking to me, and I figure Ill throw some mediocre game out...so I start qualifying...
I love it when I start making ridiculious qualifcation hoops and the girl jumps though them. Anywho, this other hispanic girl that has never spoken more than one sentance to me comes by and sits down...they're both showing me a lot of attention, which wouldnt be odd except that Im not trying to game them...
Today I went there and sat in the hispanic girl's section... She sat down and started asking me questions about my weekend, I threw some stuff at her, and teased her till she was grabbing the menu and hitting me with it.
WF: You are the dorkiest person I have ever met. EVER.
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HB: DeQueen Arkansas?
WF: No DeQueen Texas (joking)
HB: Oh...
WF: Gosh your gullible...well you are blonde (highlights), I expect as much
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Then the other waitress comes by and puts her knee up on the booth and her arm around me....She tells me how she got into a fight over the weekend.
*Enter the longest borringest pointless story that has ever been told*
I responded to her with little bit of awareness...
WF: yeah I hate how girls can be jealous like that...and then become really mean if you reject them
Then a 3rd cute waitess comes by. Fucking hell, the level of service of everyone else in the restaurant is going down because Im there. She is the cutiest of them all, and I ignore her, talking to the other two. They eventually have to leave, but not after the fighty girl telling me to feel her arm where there is a bump and a bruise.
*WHACK*
I hit her arm asking
WF: Does this hurt?
She playfull hits me back, then shows me another burise, and I do the same thing. Smiling the whole time of course. She comes back again and we chat. The hispanic girl comes by and is talking about church...
She goes on and on about church. Then both girls start talking about Hooters girls and talking very bad about them. They show up to work in their panties and bra and flirt blah blah balh balh....I LET my boyfriend go in there because I trust him said one....but I cant go in there because I couldnt handle it, those girls flirt with my man
The 3rd girl comes by and I point out, I dont really like the food or I would go there all the time. (lil DHV, but true)
I make ridiculious demands on the hispanic girl and she does everything I tell her.... They came by several times while I was trying to eat my meal
The hispanic girl talked about how she would never work at h ooters because it is wrong to tempt a man to lust after your body....
...I had to bite my tongue so damn hard. (She was cute, but Im an ass, and what I wanted to say was fucking funny). I managed not to...
I told her I like a girl that can be classy & elligant but naughty and sexy at the same time.
HBHispanic: I am that way, I dress all conservitive but I can be sexy....... (with a smile, but then she thought to add).but only for my boyfriend.
It's funny how this attraction started (as I never have done anything to dhv intentionally here), and as soon as one girl started obviously talking to me and IOIing me, 2 more did.
I suppose this is a great place to go for a day 2 now because I have super high preselction & social proof from very flirty girls, but sometimes I want to just go get my damn food when Im dressed like I excaped from the mental institution, and I cant now because I dont want to destroy what I (accidentatlly) built up as these 3 girls are very attracted to me.
Westfall
