Okay so Thursday I went out with my wingman and a female piviot to a strip club...I was peacocked to communicate extra disinterest (Meaning I looked like a flamming homosexual)...
I roll into and start networking the entire venue, I chat with the doorman, get him laughing, then I roll around the room and meet some very drunk but interesting bloke named "Billy" who was wearing camoplage and overalls...I chat with him a bit as well as a few other tables ignoring the strippers.
Evidently Billy is homophobic.
I eject from his table and move to another table with my wing and my piviot, and we chat amongst ourselves, I tease my piviot about how I am going to hook her up with a dude who is about 5-2 and 350lbs, who has strippers all over him...he is truly hiddious, but as I get up to go get him for her, she grabs my arm and won't let go, this is playful and the entire club sees this--me trying to get away while my piviot is holding me begging me not to go...
There is one girl I want there, a cute HB8 wearing pigtails. I possition myself next to her, she is ontop of some guy who appears to be wealthy and decently looking... I wait for the right moment and when she is coming back to the table with some drinks and change for him, I ask her if the money (his change) is a tip for me....I lock her in set and she is kneeling beside me. She introduces herself as her real name, and then tells me her stripper name.
I introduce her to my friends and we start talking about her bra....
Then....this black (but very cute) stripper comes up to me and sits down on my lap, very excitted to see me. She remembers me but not my name, which I tell her is rude and I cant talk to her anymore. We talk about another stripper--her friend, whom I've gamed #-closed, and K-closed. I tell her, her friend flaked on me, and isnt cool anymore....but she isn't either because she forgot my name. She asks if it would make things better if she left and came back and remembered my name.
WF: Anything that gets you to leave
She does and I chat with the other stripper who has been sitting there while I ignore her. 5 mintues later the black stripper RUNS up to me SUPER excited "OMG WESTFALL!!!!!!" *hug*
Everyone sees this....life is good.
I get her (black stripper) number and remind her that she only gets one chance to go out with me and If she flakes like her friend then she's not cool either....framming to prevent flaking.
And I also get strippers email and facebook as she doesn't have a phone. She has a boyfriend, so she will likely flake. The entire night not a single girl asked me to buy a lap dance.
Billy comes over and grabs my hat...which I can only describe as "Cock-in-the-ass" Pink. It's xtra gay... Billy starts becoming violent with me yelling "Im going to get that hat". I twist his arm away and he finally goes back to sit down...where he is escorted out by a bouncer. I chat with the bouncer and thank him adding to my social proof.
I get a kiss from black stripper, and then eject from the venue with the contact information of the 2 hottest girls in the club.
Oh and I almost forgot at some poitn I threw out this line:
HBlackStripper: I know two Westfalls (same name as mine)
WF: Oh am I #1 WF or #2 WF
HBS: You're #1 because the other WF is a booty buddy and he stood me up last night
WF: Yeah, If I were your booty buddy...(hand around her as I pause for a bit)...I would also stand you up
HBS: Laughs & hits me
WF: Like you would call me up and we would make plans for 8, and I totally wouldn't show up....
Westfall
