One nt. at Hotel ZaZa's Urban Oasis.

[Howiestern]

We decided to run a sarging mission at this place last weekend. It's definitely a very nice "high end" bar/lounge complete with a pool/patio great for mingling. The best thing was it wasn't too loud so it was very easy to have a conversation with the target.

Our first sortie was a late 30's Cougar sitting at the bar with her friend. So we slide in between these women to order our drinks basically occupying their personal space. The bartender had a definite attitude problem and plain sucked. We commented to each other and made a joke about how poor the service was so the Cougar could hear it hoping she'd take the bait. Sure enough she did, and had experienced the same crappy service. So after the conversation gets rolling my buddy takes over and has got this girl highly interested. I'm standing back slightly helping him out with a little filler and just analyzing her gestures and facial expressions looking for indicators of interest. After 10minutes or so I give him the signal that we should walk away. We come back to her about a half hour later. She's definitely interested but has some hangup we haven't got figured out yet. Finally, she says you guys are both really cute and seem like fun but you are young enough to be one of my kids. She's saying this while she's putting her hands on each of our faces. So at that point my buddy pretty much aborts.

Next we go and sit down at a table. Well homeboy ends up getting his foot caught on the nice black table cloth and sends our overpriced drinks slinging across the table onto the floor. I pick the table cloth up an decide I will become Zorro! I take this black table cloth that is now soaked with Vodka and wear it over my back as if it was my Zorro Cape!

We make our way out to the pool area and at this point we are just there to have fun and aren't worried about hooking any honey's. Next to the pool they have these water jets that shoot water into the pool in an arc pattern. If you walked up next to it and stradled the water jet it would look like you were pissing into the pool! So with my Zorro cape on I walk up to it and put my hand over my unit and make it look like i'm taking one helluva leak into their pool! lmfao, meanwhile my buddy is taking pics of it.

Well this place is full of a lot of very conservative people who are too stuffy to know how to have a good time but obviously we attracted a few people with our antics.

I get approached by a HB7.5 blond German girl that is in town for a wedding. We have good conversation with her and lots of kino. She told my buddy that me pissing into the pool with my cape on was hilarious and she thought we looked like "fun" guys so she thought she'd come talk to us.

A little later I decide to take the pissing into the pool thing one step further and I grab two beach balls to use as props for our 2nd photo op!
So I take the beach balls and position them appropriately so it looks like I've got a big ole ball sack and go up to the pissing fountain squirter one more time.

This time we had attracted the attention of some black girl. She was definitely a thick soul sista and doesn't waste much time telling me what she is looking for. We were on the topic of sex and she said her appetite couldn't be quenched and wanted to know if I was willing to try. Felt the girls big fat boobies right there! lmao.

Towards the end of the night we end up hooking up with the German girl again and get her contact info.

I walked right out of that bar wearing their stolen table cloth turned into my zorro cape and none of the bar staff said a thing!

All in all, we didn't really capitalize on any serious prospects but we had some really productive sets and had a blast doing it. A lot can be said for just being your crazy self and having a good time.

[playercool]

I've been wondering about that place. I need to check it out. I wish I could have been there to laugh my ass off at the cape. That kind of shit just cracks me up. I am not surprised you got opened after that.

[Howiestern]

I'm tempted to go back and pull the same damm cape trick! The place is definitely worth checking out and its close to several other bars.

While we were there I watched a mid 20's guy walk up to a table of 7 Asian girls on a "girls night out" and open her. Later he was standing with her at the bar. So yeah there's some ho's to be had I'd say.