Dallas PUA

I've been trying come up with my own stories to tell when I'm talking to women........so tonight i was talking to a woman i number closed two months ago........called..and the conversation was boring so I never called back...........ran into her tonight and talked for a while.

I told her a true story about how I was solicited by a prostitute at half price books on nw hwy two weeks ago. i was just sitting there reading a book.......it was the craziest thing .......I've never knowingly encountered a hooker before....so it was really bizarre .........and I told her the worst part is that she wasn't even good looking, and besides I'm too cheap to pay for sex.

here's my question. After I told her the story she said "I don't think I would tell anyone that story" Is it a DHV? (edit: I meant DLV)

.....I just thought it was funny and kind of crazy....plus it's true. My friends all seemed to like it.

I'm always thinking that I don't have any good stories......but I've started to realize that I just forget the crazy stuff after a week or two and I need to try to remember the funny things after I've told all my friends. I think interesting and strange things probably happen to all of us.....

Rembrandt wrote:After I told her the story she said "I don't think I would tell anyone that story" Is it a DHV?

She has no personality. She is trying to come across better than you as if that lowered your value and you were simply making conversation. Maybe make the story a little funnier, but I've known her type. No matter what you say trying to be funny she won't get it. If you ever try to be silly around her she'll get embarrassed. Use the Jedi mind control and tell her to move along.

you will get some great stories the more experiences you have and the best thing to do if you are running dry on stories is to get an older one of yours and just tell the girl it happened like a week ago or sometime more recently.

I told her a true story about how I was solicited by a prostitute at half price books on nw hwy two weeks ago. i was just sitting there reading a book.......it was the craziest thing .......I've never knowingly encountered a hooker before....so it was really bizarre .........and I told her the worst part is that she wasn't even good looking, and besides I'm too cheap to pay for sex.

For this one I would say:

You wouldn't believe what happened to me yesterday! It was crazy! this really cute girl walked up and started talking with me and she was a little more touchy feely than like any stranger I have met like she put her hand on my hip (put your hand on her hip and demonstrate) and be like normally this would be cool and I should be used to hot girls being all over me (say that in a half joking way so she like doesn't know if you were kidding or serious) but this girl just gave me a weird vibe. Turns out she was a freaking prostitute ! I have never met one before especially in Dallas (or wherever you are)! I told her I wasn't interested and a guy like me would never pay for sex you know? but isnt that crazy!!? you aren't a prostitute are you?!?!

Also if there is something in the convo to lead into this story it would be better. but this is much for DHV 1. you are not a Cheapo 2. you might have hot girls all over you. 3. she was a good looking girl and she approached you 4. it happened more recently so it doesn't have to be quite as good of a story 5. you told her you weren't interested which means you were in control and also you don't need to pay for sex which is a little less desperate. You saying you are a cheapo might mean you would if you had money. 6. Also i like how i threw in the your not a prostitute on the end of it because this will be a good way to transition back into the convo with her

Almost every story i tell is a true story but i might change minor details when telling it to a girl like if I was with a girl that was a friend of mine at the time I will say so I was with this girl, a really hot friend of mine and we were walking .... no one will really notice that little addition of really hot but it heightens your value. Little things like that will add up just dont pack every sentence with a ton of them.

This reminds me of the time a car full of hookers propositioned me and a buddy at a gas station in Addison. We were in my truck about to leave and this little hottie walks by and starts talking to us, she's like "so do you guys wanna come party with me and my friends?" and we were like "Fuck ya! This is our lucky night!" and then she broke out her business cards and told us to come by the hotel...man, talk about a let down! She was totally not worth the $175 for an hour that I overdrew my account to get.

Same shit happened to me and my roommate one night leaving cowboys red river we were sitting in the Sam's parking lot... waiting on some girls we'd just met to follow us home, when this car pulls up with two fairly hot chicks inside. They ask if we want to party and we looked at each other "like..no way this shit can't be real." Then I hear her throw out $125 an hour or $400 for her and her friend all night. Talk about fucked up. We just started laughing, which i dont think they appreciated, but why the hell were we going to pay for it when it was about to come over for free?