Sonofabitch!

[grimm1111]

First time out with the lair guys, as I'm pretty new. It was me, Mad Dog, and Knight Rose and we started at Cowboys Red River, moved to Black Finn in Addison, then to Sherlocks in Addison. I opened like 10 sets in total and bombed them all. Fuck. Pretty depressing. I'm awake and sleepless now trying to pick apart the approaches to figure out what the fuck went wrong. God damn it.

[Kit]

I'm awake and sleepless now trying to pick apart the approaches to figure out what the fuck went wrong. God damn it.

If you're north of 635 maybe we can get together for coffee somewhere tomorrow and go over some stuff.

Anyone else that attended last night is welcome to join. private message me if interested. We can share stories.

[DateDemon]

nothing ventured nothing gained. Just try to figure out what you did that you can improve on. I just got home from an awesome night of sarging and trust me i didnt start out back in the day so well, it takes some time. keep it up

[isosceles cheese]

I met the two most hainus bitches on earth last night. Holy fucking shit, totally fucking insane, disgruntled crackwhores. I'm talking about so absurdly bizarre and confrontational that it may have disrupted the space-time continuum.

[Kit]

I met the two most hainus bitches on earth last night. Holy fucking shit, totally fucking insane, disgruntled crackwhores. I'm talking about so absurdly bizarre and confrontational that it may have disrupted the space-time continuum.

Even though I know you mean this literally (well sort of), it's funny and witty. If only you could figure out a way to say this stuff to women while you're laughing.

[grimm1111]

Here's a few of the sets and how they went. At the beginning of the night I had huge AA, but by the end the AA was completely gone, replaced by just terrible terrible sarging and getting blown out.

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Set one.

At Red River, I enter Knight Roses' 4-girl set. MILFS in their late 30's lol. He's already been in set about 10 minutes and the girls seem pretty in to him, seems like he's got a pretty solid stack but he's not locked in (he's standing and they're a seated set) and he's not really kinoing. I go in, and he's running some kind of routine and forgets to introduce me. So the two on my half are like

HB "do you know him?"

ME "yeah, he's my bud we go way back"

HB "(LAUGHTER) you should tell him he's good. like that show 'the pickup artist' but he's even better. he just keeps going. have you seen it?"

ME "yeah i've seen it, MTV right? hey man, they say you're an awesome guy. What are you doing to these girls man, they're totally in to you and hitting on you"

HB's "(BT goes up) let me guess, are you guys in computers?" (WTF??)

ME "computers?"

HB's "haha no, i doubt it. what are you guys doing here, you're not cowboys"

ME show them my bomb-ass cowboy boots

HB's "haha omg oh yes you are. He forgot to check but all of us are married (show us their wedding rings). OK we're gonna go dance. Do you guys dance?"

ME "no, bye have fun"


I never locked in either, and it looks like i fucked up some compliance tests. Balls.

[grimm1111]

Set 2:

Black Finn, outside where it's quieter.

I've still got AA and Knight Rose, being an awesome guy, points out a set that I could go open up. A couple HB 8's, maybe 8.5's.

I approach pretty much direct on because of the angle I can't do an over-the-shoulder. I run an opinion opener which hits OK and the guy talking to them just leaves. I don't lock in. The buying temp is WAAAAY too low, I can't get any kind of transition to any A2 material, the whole thing's just got way too much of a "polite" feel cause i've frozen up for some reason and i'm on my opener way too long. Then they have to "go dance"....AKA BLOW OUT!!!

[grimm1111]

Set 3:

Regardless, I'm digging the place (Black Finn) cause it's full of hotties. If I'm gonna get blown out, better to get blown out by a 10 than a 7, I feel.

Next set is another one that Knight Rose points out for me, a two set of HB 8.5's near the pool tables.

I think we probably linger around them a little too long, but either way, I go in with an opinion opener I made up on the fly cause it's a true story "hey, are nuns allowed to drive?"

"what?"

"I saw a car full, actually me and my friend saw a car full of nuns driving on the way here and it was funny cause i thought they werent allowed to drive"

"uh, i don't know" (that opener is lame, not gonna use it again)

"OK are you guys fun?"

"Yeah we're fun" -- HB brunette, eye code to HB blonde

ME to HB blonde "OK go like this" Thumb wrestle.

She laughs and is in to it for a sec, then looks over to her friend, and BT drops, and then just lets me win

ME "hahaha you suck, I win"

HB blonde looking at floor smiling "yeah you win" then she backs up

ME to HB brunette "so i'm not sure if you guys are fun" (lingering too long on this shit!!)

HB Brunette "we are fun"

ME "ok what's the funnest thing you've done all week"

HB Brunette " i don't know. why?"

ME "cause I only talk to people who are fun"

HB Brunette, eye codes HB Blonde "OK we're not fun" (ZAP!!)

ME (stall) "uhh, OK see you later then"

HB Brunette "ok byyyye" (kind of teasingly)

ME "wait, now I feel bad about walking away, that was kinda harsh. OK maybe you can be fun"

HB Brunette - teasing puppy dog face, hands on my shoulders "awww no it's ok, go talk to fun people"

ME (stall and eject) "umm, ok, bye then"

Weird how that set went. they stayed in the same spot and we walked off.


Knight Rose tells me my body language was slouchy and bad. I guess I've got to work on that.

[grimm1111]

Next we head off to Sherlocks. Some of you all were there too. While I'm there, I run in to some non-lair friends of mine so I chill with them for a minute. These guys are cool with if I sarge, in fact one of my buddies is a super natural (slept with over 100 girls) so he's like pointing out girls for me to pick up, which is like every fucking girl he sees lol.

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First set is an HB10 walking hand-in-hand with some guy behind me. pointed out to me by a friend.

ME, over the shoulder "hey. you're hot, you should talk to me."

HB10 "what??"

Me "you're hot, you should talk to me"

HB10 "I'm engaged, so..."

ME "uhh, alright"

then my girl friends start cracking up and busting on me or whatever "hahaha did you hear that pick up line? totally would have worked on me!"

[grimm1111]

One more and then you get the point. Sherlocks as well, over by the bar. I'm with my buds, and an HB 8 comes up to the bar to get a drink, her friend is waiting back behind the crowd.

ME "Hey, is it cool to break up with a girl by email?"

HB "Yeahh that's cool!" (I've never gotten this response before, so I stall)

ME "Really? That's weird, you're the first girl to basically tell me that" (fuck, I basically telegraph that it's a line!)

HB "oh, well how long have you guys been dating"

ME "uh, like 2 months"

HB "then yeah it's OK" bartender shows up and she turns around to get a drink. I'm ready to eject but my natural buddy pushes me back in to the set.

ME "alright go like this, this is completely serious" thumb wrestle. she lets me win too. i don't have the compliance. she's having fun though.

gets her drink, her friends like "what's he trying to do?"

ME "you're fun, you should talk to me"

HB "I can't, I've got a big group of friends here"

leaves. And that's pretty much the tone of the night. Fuck.