Must have peacocking accessory!

OK so my roomie and I decide to go to the mall and pick up some new gear to peacock in. I am not the type to usually wear rings or leather bracelets, so I decided to try something new. I got a ring, leather bracelet, and a leather necklace thing. Anyhow... I saw this beltbuckle at Journeys that I thought was fun. It is like a wad of 100 dollar bills folded in half, so I get it. I figured it would be good conversation piece or something.
Well this is how smooth it went. It was my boys bday, so we are celebrating. I see two hoochies dancing... Hb8 and HB9. We will call them HB CLUBHO-1 and HB CLUBHO-2.
Well I tell HB CLUBHO-2 that its my boys bday, and if she goes and dances freaky with him, I will give her one hundred dollars... It worked like a charm...
The other girl I say" I bet you $100 dollars that I am the best kisser you ever had, or you get paid! NOw to be totally honest, I am not sure if I kissed her that night, since I was shit drunk and I had talked to several other chicks that night. I did kiss close another girl, but not with the belt buckle.
Anyways, my point being, it was an accessory that was fun, and brought attention to me and got them to subconsciously look at my merchandise!
Well this is how smooth it went. It was my boys bday, so we are celebrating. I see two hoochies dancing... Hb8 and HB9. We will call them HB CLUBHO-1 and HB CLUBHO-2.

Well I tell HB CLUBHO-2 that its my boys bday, and if she goes and dances freaky with him, I will give her one hundred dollars... It worked like a charm...
The other girl I say" I bet you $100 dollars that I am the best kisser you ever had, or you get paid! NOw to be totally honest, I am not sure if I kissed her that night, since I was shit drunk and I had talked to several other chicks that night. I did kiss close another girl, but not with the belt buckle.
Anyways, my point being, it was an accessory that was fun, and brought attention to me and got them to subconsciously look at my merchandise!