Dallas PUA

I started talking to this girl around 9 or 10 last night. I stayed the night at her house and f-closed her within a half hour of meeting her. Read from bottom and then go back to bottom to read texts.




but hey there my sexy fiance lol im about to go to bed gotta b up in the am u should send me a goodnight text xxx-xxx-xxxx dream sweet dreams (lol my names HB by the way im not some crazy person ur chill thats the only reason im giving u my )

~HB~

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Lion
Date: 02/04/2008


Funny you should ask, I actually just became a professional thumb-wrestler. So I hope you like a challenge!! What do you do my soon-to-be trophy-housewife?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB
Date: Apr 2, 2008 8:00 PM


lol you know poems should have some kind of truth to them thats 2 lies in yours lol one were not getting a divorce honey u shoulda checked me out im psycho aint no getting rid of me sweetheart haha lol that last line come on please ur lookin at a high profile porn star right here haha


ok im soo bullshittin well kinda def. not a porn star but... def not a psycho haa ur funny whats up??? so what do you do other than ask ppl to marry u finish poems

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Lion
Date: 02/04/2008


Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're getting a divorce
Because you aren't that good in bed

Ok, so I'm hoping that isn't true. If I'm Mr. creativity then that makes you my Mrs. Creativity. So let's work on that baby!

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From: HB
Date: Apr 2, 2008 7:34 PM


lol if were getting married i get permission to molest u whenever i want sweets so im thinkin seperate beds doesnt work for me haha finish the poem ugh long day im tired not trying to think at the moment so im not being so creative today im sorry u finish it mr. creativity over here

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Lion
Date: 02/04/2008


Sweet. We have to get seperate beds though, I don't know you very well and I don't want you molesting me in the middle of the night. Guess What? I've devised a test to tell how creative someone is. It took me years of study and research to develop it. I'm warning you... it's very difficult!!! Very few have ever had the strength to complete it.

Finish this poem:

Rose are red
Violets are blue...

Goodluck

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HB
Date: Apr 2, 2008 7:09 PM


hell ya im down babe lol thank u thats sweet

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Lion
Date: 02/04/2008


That you are beautiful and I love you! Do you want to fly to Vegas tonight and get married by Elvis? We can then honeymoon in Bora Bora..

Subj:Just wanted to say




(TEXTS)
Me: Roses are red, violets are blue, sending my baby girl a goodnight text, because she wants me to. Muah.
Her: Aww ur cute =) so i dont think u ever told me your name
Me: (I sent a bucnh of nicknames) Take your pic or come up with a better one =)
Her: =) k well i will think of something. what are u doing?
Me: Waiting for my goodnight kiss..and goodnight back massage
Her: Well come over =) lol
Me: Don't tease me like that, you're going to get me excited for nothing
Her: Come get in the hot tub with me
Her: I'm for real i wanna get in
Me: Where do you live anyway, I hope you can at least make me a sandwich for my trip
Her: downtown dallas where do u live?
Me: Thats a long drive for me. I might need 2 sandwiches along with my massage. What area/complex


Anyway, we went back and forth like that for several more texts. I got to her place around 1:15. We sat on the couch for about 10-15 mins and she laid her head on my shoulder and I started grazing on her leg and ass. We get to bed and we're cuddling and I start smelling her neck and hair and she gets goosebumps. So I start kissing her ear and neck and then we start fully making out. She keeps saying "You know we're not going to have sex right??" and I'm like "hahaha, yeah sure". She was a lil' cutie. Nice tight, 5 ft bod.

Urban Lion Strikes Again *Lion Noises*

/bow

fuck I hate you...lol.

Nice Lion.

Most guys are full of shit on here...

LION IS NOT ONE OF THEM!!!!

i must admit nice, but that seemed a little too easy.

Not like the way you went about it, just the speed at which she gave it up.

To be honest if this girl wasn't like a 9-10 I wouldn't really believe it was so easy unless she was just a whore.

The 9-10 factor though actually makes it more believable to me since you took charge and didn't treat her like other guys would.

Also she might have just been really horny lol anywayz good work, and look forward to seeing more

DateDemon wrote:i must admit nice, but that seemed a little too easy.

You're absolutely right, which is why every PUA NEEDS a myspace in his arsenal. It cuts the time down to the bear minimum. Forget about hanging out with her for 4-7 hours, she already feels like she knows you after this.

i am the biggest supporter of myspace ever. In fact I just hooked up with a girl I met on myspace today lol. Haha so that is so funny i read your response just after that. But yea myspace is easy but that seemed even easier than usual. Not saying it didnt happen just saying you might have gotten lucky on the horny girl jackpot.

Lion wrote:

DateDemon wrote:i must admit nice, but that seemed a little too easy.

You're absolutely right, which is why every PUA NEEDS a myspace in his arsenal. It cuts the time down to the bear minimum. Forget about hanging out with her for 4-7 hours, she already feels like she knows you after this.

so you randomly started adding her and sending messages?

I never added her as a friend (still haven't). Yes, randomly starting sending her messages.