Dallas PUA

PART I.

Expecting girl to be here in 45 minutes (at 9pm, 1/24/06). Have lit a few scented candles in strategic areas throughout the condo... including the shower Smoothe jazz fills the rooms of the condo as I type this. You'll have to wait till tomorrow for Part II.

Part II.

Doorbell. She is late, so I take my time to get to the door. I’ll keep it brief… First we take a shower. Then we go to the bed and fool around…. Afterward, we both have a smoke Then its back to the bed where she asks do I like anal. Not on myself of course. Then she laughs and says she likes it. Now I have heard of these girls but never had a chance to meet one. Suh-weeet I think, butt a problem; No K&Y jelly. Suppose I need to add it to my shopping list now. Though, thankfully, I soon remembered having some aloe vera lotion. Will it work…


Oh, it worked just fine.

It seems like this thread should be titled "preparing for an A-close" Oh and yeah gotta have some lube around not only for that but they're handy if you're due in for a long session that doesnt get rubbed out too quickly if you know what i mean.

that is fucking hilarious. it PISSES me off that i didnt get to say that first. a-close. watch, i will be stealing that from you.