It was 8:45am, and I been at work for over two and a half hours now. I switched to full mack mode. I was single and needed to put some ladies on the roster. While browsing through a free dating site, I came across a cute asian chick, maybe HB8 on a good day. I figured it would be a good start. I read her profile, looking for my way in. After reading 'The Game', I knew that women liked interesting men, so I had to be interesting.
Then it hit me. She had something in her profile about wanting to go to dental school. Bingo! My way in... I brainstormed for quite some time, trying to think of something funny, something witty. "I got it!" I said to myself, I will jokingly ask her how many times a day I am supposed to brush my teeth. This ought to grab her attention.
How many times a week am I supposed to actually brush my teeth? I mean, since you are in tooth school, you might be able to answer that for me. I have always had mixed feelings on this one. I mean, does using scope count as one brushing or no?
I am going to call you the tooth fairy! How cute
She replies with:
you are advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day..once in the morning when you wake up and once before you go to bed...it is however really good for you to brush your teeth after you eat...and no using scope doesn't count as brushing...i have to say this is the most original message i have received from a guy since i joined this website this morning!
sincerly
the tooth fairy~
IOI! Im in.
Suave:
Well thats good, b/c Im probably more original that most guys that will hit on you.
So, the only question I have to ask is: If I pull out a tooth and leave it under my pillow, will you come visit me?
We should talk sometime. If you work hard enough, I might even give you my phone number.
HB8:
cocky huh? or are you just confident in yourself? if you were to pull out a tooth and leave it under your pillow i may or may not come visit you...so you should do it and see..its a risk
..we should definitely talk sometime...you seem pretty cool..well i am off to bed...got to wake up super early to go to work! have a great night!
Suave:
I woke up and didn't find any money under my pillow. We are soo done! Or was it because it was a cavity?
Tell me, what nationality are you?
Im mixed race too, but Im not telling you what I'm mixed with. YOu will have to guess. Here is a hint. Part of me is Asian, and part of me isn't. You have 4 guesses.
If you guess right, then we can take this up a notch.
Well I would really like to talk to you and see how cool you are, so we basically have two choices:
1.) We can just do the inevitable and exchange phone numbers now. I'll call you, we talk, we laugh, we get to know each other. Good, efficient, and more comfortable to hear each other's voice.
Or, we can do the less wise choice
2.) We just exchange emails on here. getting to become more comfortable with each other will take much more time, perhaps several days or even weeks. WE talk alot, type a lot, get interested, then things will fizzle down.
So tell me what do you think we should do to continue or conversations in a more efficient and productive manner?
P.S You look kinda sexy in those green shorts!
Anyways... You get the point. After this last message, I got the number close. I text her on her phone later that afternoon and asked her how work was going... She replied and then I ended the convo by telling her I would call her sometime. She then called me later that night!
We talked for a bit, she was pretty cool. I started to feel like the convo was supposed to be real short, but wasn't too sure. Well she got a beep and said she would call me right back. I told her I was kinda busy and that I would just call her tomorrow. Nice closer. Makes her think I got shit going on.
After the phone covno, I kinda messed up and text her one last time, just to affirm the good feeling that Im sure she was having. I also decided to try and escalate this emotions some. Here is a bit from our text convo:
Suave:
So pop quiz time. This time category is style points.... What are you wearing right now? No lying either
HB8:
Well right now I am wearing a cami and boy shorts. ..when I went out earlier, I had on blah blah blah.. Do I pass?
Suave:
Hmm... See you done confused my mind by giving me two images, so Im gonna have to sleep on it
I may or may not call her later today. I think I'll wait until about 9:30 to see if she calls me again. If not, I may give her a ring. Depends how I'm feeling.
I think I set things up pretty good. I got her thinking that Im cocky, which she likes. I escalated the convo to something a little more sexual oriented. Although I just asked her what she was wearing. You can see in her response what's up. I will probably try to hang out with her next weekend. See if she wants to come over and have a drink, watch a movie at my crib.
Anyone think I should have done something different?