Niceguy's "You're Spitting On My Face!"1/11/07

[niceguy]

For some reason, I feel like doing a J The Ripper style Field Report. He makes his FR sound like a movie synopsis, with a preview in the beginning. It's quite gangster, and I must field test this......

Results:
-25+ sets opened
-1 kclose
-1 cheek kclose for the win!
-1 #close
-Almost double pull Latina mamas with Lucky31337 (again)...

Lines to Try:
1. Know what I like about you? Nothing. (then improv)
2. You're like an attack kitten....I feel safe with you around. When the sexual predator ninjas drop from the ceiling...I'll be protected.
3. You know that feeling when all of a sudden you feel like you have known someone for a really long time, even though you just met them. That's how I feel with you.
4. (while hugging) Everything you did in the past, I forgive you. It's all behind us now. What's important is continuing this relationship based on trust, comfort, and a commitment.

Goals:
1. Work on plowing. Don't leave sets. Stay until they leave me.
2. Open all sets - mixed, female, male.
3. No focus on closing. I want to become proficient at the first 5 minutes of an interaction.

--
"You're spitting on my face while you're talking!" she said as I tried to keep her occupied like a good wingman should. I wondered, "Is she negging me?"

"You spat on my face again!" she said as I continued to plow.

"OMG, you spat on me AGAIN. That makes it 3 times!!!!!!"

hmm. Mystery says to neg a girl once or twice. You should only be negging twice or more if your target is a 10. "So...that must mean...I'm a 10!" is what I convinced myself of. My delusional belief took over, and rampage mode ensued.
--

Cast of Players representing Casanova Crew: Vanguard in Hollywood 1-11-08

Interkurse
Siren
Capt Hook
Lucky31337
Malta
Malta'sLady
Joker
Niceguy

Guests:
Anoruka
Waffleboi9

There were some miscommunications and we overshot our arrival time by 20 minutes. Saw the guys and was happy to see them all.

During rampage nights, I remember very few sets compared to the amount opened. The count must be 25+ sets for the evening.


First set of the evening:
niceguy: Helllllllllo!
set: hi!
niceguy: HELLLLLOOO!
set: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
niceguy: You two...have WAY too much energy!
(GVIRUS Enters)
niceguy: GGGGGGGVIRUS! What's up?! (to set) Girls, this guy is my best friend in the entire front half of the galaxy.
(GVIRUS goes and chats up one of them)
niceguy: (Point) You...I have only one thing to say to you...
hb: ????
niceguy: Wait up. Hold on a second....You are a total shy girl aren't you?
(Time to work on goal #1)
hb: You're spitting on my face while you're talking!
niceguy: Haha, whatever. You like it.
A few blahblahblahblah's later..
hb: You spat on my face again!
niceguy: Shit, you're making me all insecure! You're totally mean (push)...BUT! You know what?
hb: What??
niceguy: You're honest and tell things straight up. That's awesome and a half.
hb: Haha, yeah.
A few blahblahblahblah's later..
hb: OMG, you spat on me AGAIN. That makes it 3 times!!!!!!

To be honest, I was kinda taken back. I can't remember the last time ANYONE has told me in my entire life that I spat on them while talking...3 TIMES for that matter. I either have such good friends that, in order to spare my feelings, they don't tell me that I regularly spit on their face, or she is some type of super sensitive carbon monoxide detector.

Either way, set #1 threw me into state. "I don't give a damn. I will have fun. This is 'Rampage Mode.' Nothing else matters.."

All of a sudden...1000 thoughts rush into my head. "Waterfalls, rivers, streams, lakes, tidal waves..." I need to go to the bathroom. I do the deed, and as I return to the hiphop room, Tim from RSD pops in my head. "Girl...Hot Girl...Get Hot Girl..."


Girl: (There are lots of girls in this room)
Hot Girl: (There's a Hottie Asian on the move)
Get Hot Girl: (She's walking by me)

niceguy: STOP! You can't walk by looking all cute like that without at least saying Hi.
HB9: Hi!
niceguy: You're all smiley! I know you like me, but you don't have to be so obvious..
HB9: Haha! How did you know? Wait, I think I saw you at v2o (some random club in another city)
niceguy: I'm flattered that you're stalking me. It's kinda cute and a tiny bit creepy at the same time.
HB9: Hahahaha
niceguy: That's it...We're going to battle. Let's see your best dance move.

Dance off ensues. She's all over me. Kclose, etc. We merge sets and I meet her other friends, etc. While talking to her sister, I lose her. Ugh. I think for a second that I should have #closed her.

-As with my goal, I told myself that I wouldn't go for number closing. Not now at least. At this point in my PU life, I consider my time in the field as Practice. Right now, ALL I care about is practicing the first 5 minutes of an interaction.

I wander all around. I couldn't sit still. Opened an assload of more sets. To be quite honest, I don't remember all of them. I will go over the sets where I used lines that I wanted to work on.


Line 1: Know what I like about you? Nothing. (Attempt 1)
niceguy: Know what I like about you?
hb: what?
niceguy: Wait hold on, Missy. You're giving off this vibe like you hear this all the frickin time. As if you're thinking, 'Uh huh. I know I'm hot shit. Lemme hear how much you like me.' What the F??
hb: haha.
niceguy: Seriously.
hb: okay...yes!
niceguy: (skipped saying 'Nothing') Alright look, do you like dogs or cats?
hb: mmm...dogs.
niceguy: Get...Outta...Town...come here. Bring it in (hug)
niceguy: That's what I like about you. You like dogs..I like dogs. You're human...and I'm human! We have so much in common!
hb: Well, I'm not human.
niceguy: Hey, it's okay. I don't discriminate just because you're green inside. I still think you're neat.

Result: Successful


Line 1: Know what I like about you? Nothing. (Attempt 2)
niceguy: Hey, what the F is that? Do you always bring a laptop out with you to clubs?
hbcamelpromoter: haha noo. I'm a promoter for camel.
niceguy: Know what I like about you?
hb: what?
niceguy: Noth...
hb: OMG were you going to say nothing?!!?
niceguy: YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH!
hb: hahaha
niceguy: Hold the phone. Do you like dogs or cats?
hb: dogs!
niceguy: That's what I like about you.
hb: ?????
niceguy: You like dogs, I like dogs. You are human, I'm human. We have so much in common.
hb: haha
niceguy: I think it was fate for us to meet like this. We're meant to be together. Stand up (stands). Spin move!

Result: Successful


Line 2: Attack Kitten
niceguy: You're like an attack kitten....I feel safe with you around. When the sexual predator ninjas fall from the sky...I'll be protected.
hb: haha

Result: Successful? I don't know. Only tried it once. At least she laughed.


Line 3:
niceguy: You know that feeling when all of a sudden you feel like you have known someone for a really long time, even though you just met them. That's how I feel with you.
hb: Yeah...I guess

Result: Used it way too early. I used it within the first minute of meeting her. Need to drop this somewhere near the Comfort/Rapport stage, or at least after I built some sufficient attraction.


At around 1:45, I am exiting the patio to go to the dance floor. I turn around and see a small Asian chick...

niceguy: You. Dancefloor. Sko!
(Grab hand, she holds on)
That was my opener, and that was my location bounce.

We get to the dance floor, and some freak nastiness goes down. She kisses me on the cheek and I push her away with "Stop making me want to kiss you."

I thought this was calibrated well, as she came right back to me and we continued dancing very close. I went for the kill and she gave me the cheek. I immediately pushed her away and she clawed her way back again. She gets close and kisses me on the cheek again. I consider escalating slowly this time around.

Lucky31337 comes around and is standing next to us on the dance floor. I drove him, it's nearly closing time, and he's ready to go. She sees him and breaks our handholding and runs off.

Lucky31337: You know what? I hooked up with her before.
Niceguy: O really?

She's my last set of the night, so I at least wanted to say bye to her. She completely ignores me and gives me the cold shoulder. Ah well.

We wander out and Lucky31337 opens up a Latina Mama 2set. HBcutie7.5 and HBthick7. They're senoritas, and I have a soft spot for senoritas lately, so I must go wing.

niceguy: You two...are you hitting on my boyfriend?
set: Haha
Lucky31337: Yes they are!
set: Hahahaha.
Lucky31337: We're going to eat some Thai food.

Lucky drags HBthick7 off and I catch on about 30 seconds later that he is already pacing off to the car with her. I hold hands with HBcutie7.5 on the way to my car and about halfway there, I decide to pick her up and carry her as if she was my prize.

Lucky joins in and starts carrying his girl. We walk by 6 of their friends hanging out by their cars.

Set: Those are our friends!
Lucky31337: So what? You're coming with us to eat.
Set: Hahaha!

We arrive at my car. I set my girl down on the trunk and open the passenger door. I pick her up again and load her in.

I wish we could see this from a 3rd person perspective. Two guys carrying a girl each, both girls doing spirit fingers to their friends, and the guys loading the girls into a car as if they were luggage. If I saw that on Youtube, I'd laugh.

We get gas and head over to eat some Thai food. We hang out, I'm playing with HBthick7's jewelry, and we order dishes...this double SNL is pretty much on lock. HBthick7 is already making out with Lucky31337 on camera. After dinner...it's on.

*Scccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeacccccchhh!!

GirlOutside: Thick! Cutie! LETS GO!!
Cutie: Oh crap. That's Thick's cousin (or sister, I forget insignificant details). She wants us to leave!
Lucky: Thick, lets go out and talk to her. (They exit)
Cutie: Niceguy, take my number down..
Niceguy: (Give her shit about her being flaky.)
Cutie: Nooo, come on. Take it down. Can I get your phone?

She puts in her info and then Lucky comes back alone. Cutie gets up and says she has to leave with them. Hugs, goodbye.

Damn. How did this happen? Which poses a question. Are there any materials out there that focus on Same Night Pulls? If you know of a good one, please let me know. I'd like to read up on it.

Just as we thought that was the end of it...


...After a minute of discussing, "What the F was that? Yeah, we're probably never going to see them again..."

Waitress: Here's your food.
Lucky: Wait, can we cancel the shrimp dish?
Waitress: No, the food is ready.

Shit.

We eat and I destroy both mine and the girls' plates. The extra plate was a blessing in disguise, as I was quite the hungry hippo. We were about to leave and I realize on my left wrist is a rather large bracelet...Thick's bracelet! Can somebody say, "Lock-in Prop?"

Lucky and Niceguy: It's on!

We'll call them later and threaten with, "If you ever want to see your bracelet again...unharmed...you will do as you're told. Cutie, bring Thick and make sure you're not followed."

To be continued...


-niceguy

PS. And again - Please let me know if there are any materials or PU products that focus on SNL's. Thanks.

[RockStar]

Captain Jack from mystery method.

[JohnnyBravo]

The spitting thing sounded like a shit test. You coulda said something like "If I'm spitting on you, you're lucky I don't have a dip of Copenhagen in my lip!" then laugh. ok....maybe not.

[dubya]

Yeah, I know I'm spitting on you. You looked like you needed a shower.

[Westfall]

1. Know what I like about you? Nothing. (then improv)

3. You know that feeling when all of a sudden you feel like you have known someone for a really long time, even though you just met them. That's how I feel with you.

Great lines...a lot of versitality. After the first one you can calibrate and say "because we havent got to know each other yet---going to opposite way. Push/pull

With the 3rd, you can add....Yeah it feels like an ETERNITY! doing a lil tease takeaway.

good stuff.

WF