FR: NYE
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:03 amI ran around a bar with a noisemaker like an ass, until some big dude threatened to beat my ass, then I continued running around blowing my noisemaker everytime my wingman was about to take a shot (we were playing pool). I won.
I pissed off an entire bar, then we left yelling "HAPPY NEW YEARSSSS" and blowing my loud noisemaker. They were releaved to see me go.
2 minutes later I open the door and yell "Happy New years!" and start blowing my noisemaker again. Some big drunk guy named Robbie didn't see the humor in that and wanted to fight me...but he bitched out.
I got "asked to leave" at a Chili's. Oh, and I built huge amounts of attraction with a married waitress, an entire 8-set at Chilis (5 older gals 50ish and 3 young HBs). I gave my number to the mother hen of the group who absolutely loved me. I told her to give my number to her coolest single friend--one that is outgoing & cool like her. Also, she has to be hott because I'm hott. (Credit: Brad P.) We'll see if I get a call. Then we got kicked out of Chili's.
At the end of the night, there was this super cute girl in a 10-set that kept looking at me telling me that she loved me.
WF: Silly girls, you fall in love with me so easily (credit: Zine).
She's super attracted but drunk. I could have gamed her easily but I was tired. I met a black guy named Grimace.
Westfall
p.s. Also, I lost one of my Fedoras.
EDIT: I don't like posting FR unless they're really unique & interesting, and I don't post LRs, but since I've already posted this, I thought I'd elaborate on my 3 sets on NYE, as it might be useful for someone.
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In Holy Matramonious Pasta
The married waitress loved my Fedora (my now MIA fedora). I don't even remember specifically what I started gaming her with...I think as you learn this stuff it becomes absorbed into your personality and you just become more attractive to women in general...or perhaps it is the case that I was always attractive but learning PUA helped me remove the unattractive aspects of my personality. Who knows?
I make a bunch of ridiculious requests and demands when ordering my food, I demand a red crayon for example, as our table is missing one (this is at Macceroni Grill...before we went to Chilis.) She gets me one. As she complies & shows interest, I start kinoing her and telling her to do more stuff. I blow though a ridiculious amount of shit tests.
WF: Give me a bowl but charge me for a cup
HBMW: Okay
That type of stuff...I notice she's intensely attracted as I do things like request something, then leave for 5 mintues and she delevers the item and lingers around talking to my wing until I get back. When I get back, I kino the sides of her back and the top of her ass from behind. She really likes this.
My "black" friend, who is the whitest guy I've ever met, calls. I tell him to come out and join us. She not knowing I'm talking to a guy tells my wing "No, I don't want to get jealous".
I can tell she wants to fuck me, so I throw out a little test. I pay with a gift card and tell her my gf bought it for me. Then I mention that she's out of town, and ask if it's cheating if I get with another girl tonight. She asks "well do you have a girl in mind or are you just going to find one". (I know she prob has plans with her husband for NYE or I would have tried to SNL her)
WF: I'll just find one.
HBMW: Oh really!? (shit test)
WF: Shrug (pass)
HBMW: No, it's not cheating. you're not married.
WF: Ill be in town tomorrow, do you want to get some coffee before I leave?
HBMW: Yes, what time? and she asks for my phone number.
Then I ask her name. Fuck. Rookie mistake, she backturns and walks off (though my wingman says she looked back at me smiling)....but we've already paid and it's time to leave. Not sure what I should have done at this point...
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5 Old women and 3 hot chicks at Chili's
I'm with my "black" friend and his cousin (who actually is black), and we have a board game. The mother hen of the group opens us "can we play". I throw some game on her, focusing on the 5 hens...ignoring the 3 chicks. The mother hen of the group loves me as I continually compliment her on how outgoing and fun she is. I introduce my "black" wing and his cousin to the set, who introduce themselves then go back to their board game.
Whitey pissed off the hostesses & the superhumanly gay bartender. I try to smooth things over a bit... We start playing our game after nearly getting booted out. I notice the Mother Hen has come back in---she had left something, I run up to her and give her my number, telling her to give it to her coolest friend who needs an awesome guy like me...but she's got to be fun & outgoing like you...and they have to be cute cause I'm cute... She gives me a hug and takes my number, asking all sorts of questions about me. Gives me another hug and leaves.
I order the oldtimer (what Chili's calls their burgers). Whitey doesn't miss the irony. We start playing our board game but don't finish as we get "asked to leave".
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Beauty.
It's 3 AM. I'm tired, I've been kicked out of Chili's and narrowly avoided a fight with a large drunken man whose pet peeve appears to be noisemakers. I am in a small bar with another wingman.
We move to a table near a 10 set. There's a stunningly beautiful girl that keeps looking at me. She's drunk but she's attracted to me, perhaps from social proof or quirkyness... She keeps telling me "I love you". I respond with:
WF: Silly girls, you fall in love with me so easily
Her less attractive friend hurls some sarcastic comment at me. What is it about fatties & saracism?
WF: Oh Snap!
Then the less attractive girl says she's just playing, and the both keep looking at me while I give my wing a few pointers and encourage him to do a set.
I get up, walk over to the annoying girl, open the entire 10 set. I lock in and the AMOG of the group starts throwing amogs at me. Friendly amogs, which I deflect and get the guy liking me. I then give the annoying girl my noisemaker, tell her about how I pissed off an entire bar. The set loves my story. I eject.
Not sure why I didn't game the beautiful girl. She was very recpetive, and looking back on it I should have tried to either SNL or day2 her, but I was tired. Also, getting laid isn't really my main goal in learning PU. I want to find an awesome girlfriend, someone as eccentric as I who I can share my romantic quirkyness with. I didn't really see much potential there, but looking back on it, there is something romantic about meeting a girl on New Years whose first words to me are "I love you", even if she is a little drunk.
As I walked away she stared at me smiling. I look at her though the window, smile back, and stick my tongue out at her while making a goofy face. She laughs, and I walk away...never to see each other again.
I pissed off an entire bar, then we left yelling "HAPPY NEW YEARSSSS" and blowing my loud noisemaker. They were releaved to see me go.
2 minutes later I open the door and yell "Happy New years!" and start blowing my noisemaker again. Some big drunk guy named Robbie didn't see the humor in that and wanted to fight me...but he bitched out.
I got "asked to leave" at a Chili's. Oh, and I built huge amounts of attraction with a married waitress, an entire 8-set at Chilis (5 older gals 50ish and 3 young HBs). I gave my number to the mother hen of the group who absolutely loved me. I told her to give my number to her coolest single friend--one that is outgoing & cool like her. Also, she has to be hott because I'm hott. (Credit: Brad P.) We'll see if I get a call. Then we got kicked out of Chili's.
At the end of the night, there was this super cute girl in a 10-set that kept looking at me telling me that she loved me.
WF: Silly girls, you fall in love with me so easily (credit: Zine).
She's super attracted but drunk. I could have gamed her easily but I was tired. I met a black guy named Grimace.
Westfall
p.s. Also, I lost one of my Fedoras.
EDIT: I don't like posting FR unless they're really unique & interesting, and I don't post LRs, but since I've already posted this, I thought I'd elaborate on my 3 sets on NYE, as it might be useful for someone.
-------
In Holy Matramonious Pasta
The married waitress loved my Fedora (my now MIA fedora). I don't even remember specifically what I started gaming her with...I think as you learn this stuff it becomes absorbed into your personality and you just become more attractive to women in general...or perhaps it is the case that I was always attractive but learning PUA helped me remove the unattractive aspects of my personality. Who knows?
I make a bunch of ridiculious requests and demands when ordering my food, I demand a red crayon for example, as our table is missing one (this is at Macceroni Grill...before we went to Chilis.) She gets me one. As she complies & shows interest, I start kinoing her and telling her to do more stuff. I blow though a ridiculious amount of shit tests.
WF: Give me a bowl but charge me for a cup
HBMW: Okay
That type of stuff...I notice she's intensely attracted as I do things like request something, then leave for 5 mintues and she delevers the item and lingers around talking to my wing until I get back. When I get back, I kino the sides of her back and the top of her ass from behind. She really likes this.
My "black" friend, who is the whitest guy I've ever met, calls. I tell him to come out and join us. She not knowing I'm talking to a guy tells my wing "No, I don't want to get jealous".
I can tell she wants to fuck me, so I throw out a little test. I pay with a gift card and tell her my gf bought it for me. Then I mention that she's out of town, and ask if it's cheating if I get with another girl tonight. She asks "well do you have a girl in mind or are you just going to find one". (I know she prob has plans with her husband for NYE or I would have tried to SNL her)
WF: I'll just find one.
HBMW: Oh really!? (shit test)
WF: Shrug (pass)
HBMW: No, it's not cheating. you're not married.
WF: Ill be in town tomorrow, do you want to get some coffee before I leave?
HBMW: Yes, what time? and she asks for my phone number.
Then I ask her name. Fuck. Rookie mistake, she backturns and walks off (though my wingman says she looked back at me smiling)....but we've already paid and it's time to leave. Not sure what I should have done at this point...
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5 Old women and 3 hot chicks at Chili's
I'm with my "black" friend and his cousin (who actually is black), and we have a board game. The mother hen of the group opens us "can we play". I throw some game on her, focusing on the 5 hens...ignoring the 3 chicks. The mother hen of the group loves me as I continually compliment her on how outgoing and fun she is. I introduce my "black" wing and his cousin to the set, who introduce themselves then go back to their board game.
Whitey pissed off the hostesses & the superhumanly gay bartender. I try to smooth things over a bit... We start playing our game after nearly getting booted out. I notice the Mother Hen has come back in---she had left something, I run up to her and give her my number, telling her to give it to her coolest friend who needs an awesome guy like me...but she's got to be fun & outgoing like you...and they have to be cute cause I'm cute... She gives me a hug and takes my number, asking all sorts of questions about me. Gives me another hug and leaves.
I order the oldtimer (what Chili's calls their burgers). Whitey doesn't miss the irony. We start playing our board game but don't finish as we get "asked to leave".
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Beauty.
It's 3 AM. I'm tired, I've been kicked out of Chili's and narrowly avoided a fight with a large drunken man whose pet peeve appears to be noisemakers. I am in a small bar with another wingman.
We move to a table near a 10 set. There's a stunningly beautiful girl that keeps looking at me. She's drunk but she's attracted to me, perhaps from social proof or quirkyness... She keeps telling me "I love you". I respond with:
WF: Silly girls, you fall in love with me so easily
Her less attractive friend hurls some sarcastic comment at me. What is it about fatties & saracism?
WF: Oh Snap!
Then the less attractive girl says she's just playing, and the both keep looking at me while I give my wing a few pointers and encourage him to do a set.
I get up, walk over to the annoying girl, open the entire 10 set. I lock in and the AMOG of the group starts throwing amogs at me. Friendly amogs, which I deflect and get the guy liking me. I then give the annoying girl my noisemaker, tell her about how I pissed off an entire bar. The set loves my story. I eject.
Not sure why I didn't game the beautiful girl. She was very recpetive, and looking back on it I should have tried to either SNL or day2 her, but I was tired. Also, getting laid isn't really my main goal in learning PU. I want to find an awesome girlfriend, someone as eccentric as I who I can share my romantic quirkyness with. I didn't really see much potential there, but looking back on it, there is something romantic about meeting a girl on New Years whose first words to me are "I love you", even if she is a little drunk.
As I walked away she stared at me smiling. I look at her though the window, smile back, and stick my tongue out at her while making a goofy face. She laughs, and I walk away...never to see each other again.