I am the luckiest sum of a beach
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:12 amI just got back from a wonderful trip home from the holidays at 3 am-ish. I had some great family time and was able to relax and catch up on some much needed sleep.
I get back to Dallas and am confronted with many text messages and emails.
A girl that I have been dating for 4 years, am in total love with and have had the best sex consistently of my life sent me a "Dear John" letter dumping me for lack of progress in our relationship. It made me very sad.
I sat on my couch a little sad and reflecting on the loss of someone who has been in my life for many years but who I KNOW is not right for me. I love her but could never marry her which is what she wants and deserves.
I poured myself a glass of whiskey as I reflected on my experiences with her and my loss.
A few sips into my glass, the hottest girl I have ever met walks downstairs from my bedroom totally naked, shakes her ass for me, tells me she loves me and runs back into the bedroom. She has been sleeping for a couple of hours after we went to bed and she told me we were going to have sex because we will probably be too drunk to fuck tomorrow night after New Years. I of course agreed.
A few minutes later, I get a myspace message from a stripper I have been flirting with telling me she wants us to become "F buddies". I ask her what "F Buddies" mean and she says "Flirting, Fun and Fucking".
I then get a Facebook message from a very busty chick I have been flirting with telling me she is out of town for NYE but to save my kiss for her and she promised she will make it worth my while when she gets back in town.
Even when bad news hits me, great stuff surrounds me letting me know the effort I have exerted over the last few years improving my self and my life has paid off.
I am the luckiest son-of-a-bitch I know.
I get back to Dallas and am confronted with many text messages and emails.
A girl that I have been dating for 4 years, am in total love with and have had the best sex consistently of my life sent me a "Dear John" letter dumping me for lack of progress in our relationship. It made me very sad.
I sat on my couch a little sad and reflecting on the loss of someone who has been in my life for many years but who I KNOW is not right for me. I love her but could never marry her which is what she wants and deserves.
I poured myself a glass of whiskey as I reflected on my experiences with her and my loss.
A few sips into my glass, the hottest girl I have ever met walks downstairs from my bedroom totally naked, shakes her ass for me, tells me she loves me and runs back into the bedroom. She has been sleeping for a couple of hours after we went to bed and she told me we were going to have sex because we will probably be too drunk to fuck tomorrow night after New Years. I of course agreed.
A few minutes later, I get a myspace message from a stripper I have been flirting with telling me she wants us to become "F buddies". I ask her what "F Buddies" mean and she says "Flirting, Fun and Fucking".
I then get a Facebook message from a very busty chick I have been flirting with telling me she is out of town for NYE but to save my kiss for her and she promised she will make it worth my while when she gets back in town.
Even when bad news hits me, great stuff surrounds me letting me know the effort I have exerted over the last few years improving my self and my life has paid off.
I am the luckiest son-of-a-bitch I know.