I swear to God, this is all true!

[Scoundrel]

My original plan this evening was to go to a friend’s place along with a few others. We were going to watch a movie or two, drink tequila and sit in his hot tub. But, I was kidnapped by four young ladies. One of whom is getting married today. It seems they’d decided the bride to be needed a bachelorette party and your humble narrator was to be the entertainment.

I’m a man who enjoys a new experience. However, the notion of four women, aged 18 through about 20, throwing money at me while I dance around in the all together was almost more than I was prepared for. Almost.

I arrived early. I wanted to make sure I was thoroughly “socially lubricated” before the festivities began. I looked around and decided how best to utilize the terrain for maximum impact. Then I settled in and had a shot of tequila followed by a rum & coke. Then another shot and another R&C.

There was a moment of chaos when it was thought the guest of honor may not show up. But, she did arrive, if a little late, looking lovely and radiant.

After our heroine had a few pina coladas it was time for me to get to work. The host found a CD of techno music and I sat the bride to be on the hot seat. I began grinding by my hips. Then off comes my T-shirt and I was feeling the music. Then I unbuckled my belt, slid it part way off and handed it to her. This was a little test. If she didn’t want a middle aged naked man swinging his manhood in her face she had only to drop the belt. But, she didn’t. Slowly she pulled it from my waist as I continued dancing. Then I slowly open the button of my jeans and slid the zipper down exposing the manufactures label saying “LUCKY YOU.” I looked around the room at the faces of the girls watching. All wide eyes and open mouths but, very defensive body language. So, I asked “do you want more?” They all looked at one another. No one it seemed had the balls to answer.

I stepped back, turned around and bent over grinding my butt into her breasts. All the girls screamed with delight. I laid her back and began rubbing her thighs. She squealed, but had a huge grin. I rubbed up her hips and ribs, but stopped before I reached her breasts. I stood up and asked again “do you want more?”

“YES!!” No hesitation this time.

“Do you want it all?”

“TAKE IT OFF!!! TAKE IT ALL OFF!!” they shouted. And who am I to refuse these ladies wishes.

So, I stepped back and took off my jeans. I shook my hips, swinging my manhood in a circle inches from her face. As the music began to wind down I stepped back and gave them all the full view. Next, it was picture time. Everyone wanted a cell phone photo of me, naked, with the blushing bride to be.

All things considered, it would have been better if these ladies had indulged in a bit more of the bottled heat as most of them seemed rather nerves and uncomfortable. I’m sure that none of them had attended an event with this type of entertainment before and the concept may have eluded them. Ladies, it’s not about sex. It’s about having a good time.

[Mojo]

Suh-weeeet.

I actually chaperoned a bachelorette party a few years ago - they needed a designated driver. OMG! Women are crazier than guys. I remember getting a few k-closes that night.

[Burl]

Scoundrel,

Excellent!

20+ years ago, I also got to be the entertainment at a bachelorette party. It was for a group of girls, most of whom I had been friends with since HS, but had never gotten "nekkid" with any of them.

This was my first real learning experience about what women really are like when the bf's and hubbies aren't around. Incredible rush! One of the women was pregnant and went into labor an hour after I finished my dance. lol Another wanted to f-close me, but she was married and that wasn't for me, back then. Plenty of k-closes, but I was too overhwelmed to try for an f-close. Wouldn't be the case today! Ha!

Burl