WF:FR: The Devil goes to P.F. Chang's

[Westfall]

Some co-worker gave me her lil Devil horns from Halloween Friday. Naturally I decided to wear them when I went out this weekend...

They're lil girl devil horns (with the fuzzy stuff at the base), but that works to my advantage.

Friday Night

I went out with Flash and as soon as I enter Sherlock's every goddamn guy in the place feels the need to inform me that Halloween was 2 days ago. I've noticed that peacocking attracts Amoging. This is fine as I can come off DHV by dealing with it...some guys are intimidated by social pressures like this...

Even Flash doesn't like the horns. Fuck, you'd think Satan would be more popular...So I start opening girls that are walking by with "do you like the horns". I get slightly positive responses. Then I start thinking of some funny stuff I can do.

WWSD?

There's so much potential with the horns...

I go up to a 3-set, 2 HB9s and some guy. The guy tries to Amog me when I enter the set, I ignore him, and start asking for souls. I've got a quota to meet and I need their souls. The guy tells me I can't have his.

WF: That's cool (turning BL away from the guy and towards the girls), but what about you guys, are your souls cool enough for me to collect.

The guy keeps trying to but in, and I keep ignoring him...his value drops...and drops...and drops. Finally he goes away. The girls are all qualifying themselves & what not.

The intereaction is good, and I get the feeling HBRed is trying to hook me up with HBBlonde, who is named Autumn. I ask here if she makes leaves fall off trees when she walks by them. (Autumn is so hott). I eject and start going around opening other sets. Girls keep coming up asking me if they can wear my horns.

WF: You're not evil enough to wear my horns...
HB: Yes I am...I blah blah

I get one girl's number. She's chubby, but not unfuckablly so. Very into me.

Some asshole comes up to me wanting to fight me because he's offended by my horns. Meh.

We re-engage Autmnn & Co. by bumping into them. It turns out HBred is from Shreveport (1 hr away from Texarkana), and HBblonde lives in West Monrone. We talk about Shreveport a bit. I tell them Flash and I are hanging out in Downtown tomorrow, and they say they are too. I get their numbers and tell them we'll be kinda busy tomorrow but if we dont hang out this weekend I might give her a call and we can go hang in Shreveport. I #-close both of them.

I had forgotten HBred's name and she says it's Summer. Autumn and Summer....I call bullshit, and demand to see some ID...and I point out that Spring and Winter are my favorite seasons... Autumn pulls out her ID, and I refuse to look at it telling her I believe her name is Autumn, but that her friend is lying.

HBred digs though her purse unable to find her ID.

HBRed: but I have a blow pop!
WF: Now I have a blow pop! (I take her blow pop out of her hand and leave...she is shocked and in complete disbelief) I dont think anyone's ever stolen a blow pop from this girl before.

The next day I go out to P.F. Chang's with Finesse, I accidentally leave my horns... I text HB Red asking if she can dance, no response. Text HB chubbyTeller, she responds, but is sulking due to the break up of her and her boyfriend. Whatever, I tell her to come out, but she doesn't.

I opened some girl wearing some nice shirt, asking if she got it at Charlotte Russe....she is receptive, we chat, her friends try to pull her away but she stays. I #-close her. She too lives near shreveport...

I #-closed some other girl too, a really cute one that seems to like me for some reason. Very quirky like me, but she has a boyfriend. Saw her last weekend. She's datable...

Westfall

[JohnnyBravo]

You could've made some funny sexual comment about a certain kind of "blow pop" when HBred said she had a blow pop. (Grab her hand and shove it down your pants and tell her "now that's a blow pop!" IDK... On second thought, don't do that.).

Running around and asking people if they like the horns seems kinda afc to me. Seeking approval like that is not cool IMO. How about...while wearing the horns...."do I look horny to you?"

Sounds like some bad pick-up lines there.....Asking a chick named Autumn, "Do you make leaves fall off trees?" You think she's heard that one before?

Might could have done bf test with the seasonal girls.

Which one "comes" first...Autumn or Summer? Could've added some fun sexual inuendo type of stuff there.

Congrats on the # closes and day 2.

[El Fenix]

if they get to be Summer and Autumn, I'd totally have to say" Hi, I'm Brad Pitt, pleasure to meet you. I know I'm an actor, but I really wanted to be a professional hopscotch player when I grew up."